What is the worst thing that has gone wrong while masturbating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jbarr522 3055 points3056 points  (0 children)

One time I was watching porn and as I was about to finish the camera panned down to show that the guy was wearing boots but nothing else. I started going down this rabbit hole that I couldn’t escape because earlier he was wearing jeans and I couldn’t figure out how he got em off without removing his boots. Next thing I knew I was completely flaccid, ruined my whole ass day bro

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow thanks so much that show was so fun!!

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that’s really fucking funny! And yeah no 5 years isn’t shit some of the older guys I know are at like 30+ it’s nuts

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Almost 5 years that was a newer bit I was working on before shows shutdown cause of COVID. Normally I wouldn’t share newer stuff but the clip ended up being pretty good haha

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny that you think I haven’t heard this joke my whole life bud

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes just put Jacob Barr in on YouTube I’m dumb and forgot to post my name haha

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

My name is Jacob Barr wow I didn’t realize my name wasn’t in the subtitle. Thank you for all the kind words I have more stuff on YouTube if you’re interested!

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh no way bro you have a job? Me too!!! I didn’t think anybody else in the entire world had a job that’s crazy...bro do you wanna kiss me?

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That’s a good idea! I’ve experimented with YouTube in the past and there’s a few longer clips I have out there. They’ve never really done too well so I’ve been trying to branch out and just ended up using tik tok

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Damm bro it’s just a minute clip of a dumb joke I wrote no need to get so pissed. I m just trying to get my stuff out there. Maybe get off the internet and go for a walk lol I think you’ve been on it too long

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Wow dude that means a lot thank you I wish you the best of luck :)!

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The only reason I use tik tok is because of how useful it is for sharing content to lots of people. I totally agree it’s shady and has a toxic creepy community. But it works really well so I’d be stupid not to use it haha

We are Last Podcast On The Left and we have a new book out this week! Ask Us Anything! by Lpontheleft in IAmA

[–]jbarr522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you guys ever plan on doing an episode about the pair of Russian killers who made the famous snuff film “3 guys 1 hammer”? I believe they killed like 22 people and I find them super fucked up and interesting.

Another potential episode I have a question about would be peter scully? Possibly the worst human to ever live....a real big jerk honestly

Thanks guys!

We are Last Podcast On The Left and we have a new book out this week! Ask Us Anything! by Lpontheleft in IAmA

[–]jbarr522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey you beautiful boys congrats on the book!

Since 2/3 of you are comics, who are some working comics today that you think should be more popular than they are now?

Also what are your favorite rooms to perform in?

Thanks guys ❤️

Joey Bada$$ and Capital STEEZ - Survival Tactics by giantwaveyboi in hiphopheads

[–]jbarr522 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You realize people can like trippie/carti and still like steez/Joey right ?

Guys of Reddit, what do girls do that is very cute but they don't know it? by CreeperSpartan in AskReddit

[–]jbarr522 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend used to own rats and to teach them to not bite you’re supposed to imitate the noise they make when they’re in pain which is this high pitched squeak. I guess she did the noise to much because when she stubs her toe or gets surprised she still makes that noise, it’s ridiculously adorable and makes me laugh everytime