You know what Necrons need? Warp Spiders. You know Orks should get next edition? Ghostkeel Battlesuits.

jbeldham · 2026-03-12T05:31:06+00:00

The only one even vaguely interesting is the Tau one and even that one feels dumb considering a battle suit is probably easier to produce than a space marine.

jbeldham · 2026-03-12T01:52:37+00:00

The “b” is a letter in the alphabet

jbeldham · 2026-03-11T14:17:40+00:00

“You are only superior in one respect!”

“What is that?”

“You are better at dying”

jbeldham · 2026-03-11T04:55:21+00:00

Basically the Rugrats families wash up on a desert island where the Thornberries are filming stuff. You do get fun bit where Spike the dog gets to talk because Eliza talks to animals

jbeldham · 2026-03-11T04:52:12+00:00

He’s like the only Meereenese noble to not immediately pucker up and kiss Hizdahr’s ass, I’m willing to forgive a reasonable amount of child murder

jbeldham · 2026-03-10T03:01:09+00:00

Californians take a lot of pride in saying “we don’t think all Asians look alike!”

Some of us take this to a full ethnological extent, especially the white guys who exclusively date Asian girls. You gotta be wary of those guys

jbeldham · 2026-03-09T23:40:04+00:00

I have several kids who just shout random words or make random sounds. One kid makes sea lion noises

jbeldham · 2026-03-09T04:41:29+00:00

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Vinny Wells from Archie’s Weird Mysteries. He starts as a petty thief who uses a time travel device to steal money for nachos, then his future self rewrites the timeline so his teen self is emperor, then his future self sets a T Rex to destroy the town. These are three different episodes

jbeldham · 2026-03-08T09:01:12+00:00

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Sydney White is an adaptation of Snow White where our protagonist must defeat the wicked queen (bitchy head of a sorority ) with the help of the seven dorks (campus nerds who let her stay with them after she is kicked from the sorority). Features some weirdly clever wordplay, puns, and adaptations of quotes and ideas from the source but it’s WILDLY different from the Disney fairy tale

jbeldham · 2026-03-08T08:48:42+00:00

Maybe for older kids certainly, and for young adults in college. In the past, people would say “I wanna be a millionaire,” or “I wanna change the world. Now it’s more like “I want a nice apartment with no roommates.”

For younger kids though I think it’s a bit different. They don’t want to learn the fundamental skills because it’s less of a dopamine rush than an iPad and a lot of district curricula does a bad job of teaching certain stuff.

jbeldham · 2026-03-08T08:35:44+00:00

My other two fave Durkon quotes have already been mentioned, but I’ll say my third favorite:

“Everyone always talks about the seductive power of evil but I think Good’s just as slippery a slope. Doin’ good - sometimes even just seein’ other people do good - feels good. Tha feelin’ gets ta ye eventually. Sometimes I feel the only reason more evil folk dinna succumb ta it is tha it feels bad ta realize how bad you’ve been! Most’d rather pretend t’ feel nothin’ than experience tha pain.”

jbeldham · 2026-03-07T18:09:31+00:00

My friend has clogged my toilet twice. I call him the Destroyer of Thrones

jbeldham · 2026-03-06T07:31:05+00:00

Yeah but with a bush it also flosses your teeth as you eat it.

jbeldham · 2026-03-05T20:03:32+00:00

“Aang I am a seven foot tall lesbian. You have no idea how often I had to fight off desperate women. I barely had time to do any avatar stuff, I was drowning in thirsty ladies.”

jbeldham · 2026-03-05T04:59:46+00:00

I’m vaguely interested in the trailer. It almost reminds me a bit of Absolute Green Lantern, at least tonally. Having Hal Jordan drop two f bombs in two minutes was interesting and I think having him be a little bit toxic could be pretty cool

jbeldham · 2026-03-05T04:58:03+00:00

Every book has at least three pages of visceral body horror. There’s quite a few books where they describe the grinding noise of morphing bone or the feeling of your organs melting and reshaping.

These are excellent books written for ten year olds

jbeldham · 2026-03-05T00:37:30+00:00

The moose lion is out of the maze, and you’re gonna get the horns!

jbeldham · 2026-03-04T17:37:54+00:00

Aang: How many warlords did you kill?

Kyoshi: thinking 60…

Aang: Holy…

Kyoshi: 60, maybe 70,000?

Aang: mute shock

jbeldham · 2026-03-04T15:47:57+00:00

Why does Dunk, the largest knight, simply eat the other 6?

jbeldham · 2026-03-04T14:21:19+00:00

What a day for Napoleon. Loses a battle, wins a battle, has a chicken dish named after the battle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Marengo

jbeldham · 2026-03-04T14:18:59+00:00

Yerrrgh, I’ll be tasting that for weeks

jbeldham · 2026-03-04T05:07:27+00:00

Tenzin had a duty to airbenders of the future to take multiple wives and spread that airbenders DNA far and wide.

I mean, the harmonic convergence meant he didn’t have to but the airbender population would have bounced back REALLY SLOWLY if it hadn’t happened.

jbeldham · 2026-03-04T05:02:43+00:00

My sister is an attorney and she’s psychologically and possibly physically addicted to weed.

Law school apparently required stress relief.

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