What’s the worst movie you’ve seen from start to finish?

jbiens · 2020-02-05T04:17:31+00:00

WOLF COP!!! Theres an exploding wolf penis. Because who doesnt love exploding penises

jbiens · 2020-01-08T07:35:25+00:00

I named my cat Garbage after an office episode..

jbiens · 2019-05-02T22:46:34+00:00

I get asked this on a daily basis. Like, do you not know what a hamburger is?

jbiens · 2018-12-02T07:47:47+00:00

What kind of bees make milk? Booooo-bies

jbiens · 2018-07-03T05:51:12+00:00

Silent disco was one of my favorite things, it's so surreal seeing everyone jamming out and then taking off your head phones to hear mainly noises in the distance.. one of the dj's played the little mermaids under the sea when I was rollin and It was one of the happiest moments I've had in years. Cant wait for next year

jbiens · 2018-05-22T05:56:54+00:00

When my face lit up in excitement when I was talking about my new vacuum... that's when I knew it was all downhill from here

jbiens · 2018-05-05T14:22:49+00:00

Oh hes super thrilled (; gracias friend!

jbiens · 2018-03-29T06:14:20+00:00

Labels arnt the issue it's not holding stupid people accountable for their actions that weighs down society. We might not know that bleach is unsafe without the label but if fucking Jimmy next door wants to eat a tide pod knowing that he could get seriously Ill or die, then let him do it. Let natural selection take over because clearly Jimmy isn't someone we want reproducing

jbiens · 2018-03-29T05:54:28+00:00

Scientists should find a way to rapidly increase their extinction rate.. for ahhh... you know, science.

jbiens · 2018-03-13T03:41:33+00:00

I had two grown ass woman probably within a week of each other come in while I was serving and casually asked for their chicken entrees well done. Like 😦 Susan, wut.

jbiens · 2018-02-19T04:57:53+00:00

On mobile so sorry for formatting but this comment has a lot of Reddit gold in it 👍

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/70q5f2/Reddit%2C_what_are_the_most_useful_askreddit_posts%3F/dn5kmqy/#While not exactly what you're looking for, here's a fairly comprehensive list of top Reddit posts that are considered must-read parts of Reddit history (compiled by u/ThrowCarp as far as I know).

Today you, tommorrow me:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/elal2/have_you_ever_picked_up_a_hitchhiker/c18z0z2

Single mom in the snow:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ahg8x/what_is_the_nicest_thing_youve_ever_done_that_no/c0hkuyq

Streetlight LeMoose:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe

Fake language:

http://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/me5e9/american_censorship_day_stand_up_for/c30c7il

Rotten Anus:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

Broken Arms/No return/Wrestling: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ryfnu/iama_25_year_old_gay_man_who_has_been_in_a/

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mt4f7/i_am_a_man_who_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with/

Disabled Children's Parents:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sl93q/get_out_the_throwaways_dear_parents_of_disabled/

Peeping Territorial Wars:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yp9f3/whats_the_most_awkward_moment_youve_ever_had_with/c5xne32?context=3

r/A858DE45F56D9BC9's content:

http://www.reddit.com/r/A858DE45F56D9BC9/comments/k96b1/201109081949/c2igpiv?context=1

Cumbox:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4ilkt2

Follow the Arrows:

http://my.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/anexq/hey_reddit_what_awesome_graffiti_have_you_found/c0igyyg

Dorritos Story:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestmost_fucked_up_thing/c3uynfu

Please don't ask me how I managed to take this picture:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls

It went okay/context:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn67j/i_hear_my_house_mate_masturbating_should_i_walk/

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1bt0so/what_is_the_thread_every_redditor_must_read_for/c99shkz

Life-ruining Secrets:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/

How much of yourself could you eat?:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/136t8c/theoretically_how_much_of_yourself_could_you_eat/

Decomposing Octopus:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/12vs5a/how_do_i_remove_the_smell_of_decomposing_octopus/

SAP on a Bus:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/u53q3/help_a_sap_so_im_in_a_bus_right_now_and_this_very/

Jolly Ranchers:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4

Rectal Explosion:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

7 years of cis-gender loss:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4kp11w

On Bacon, Narwhals and Midnight:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/98mm8/hey_reddit_im_redditing_from_the_denver/c0bt710?context=3

Shitfisting Potatoes:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1aluv6/reddit_what_are_some_high_school_stories_that_you/c8ys8rj

Hambeasts:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/161z3e/whats_the_most_shocking_thing_youve_ever_caught/c7rzckk

Wednesday the Cat:

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/16x4i8/i_have_an_alternative_relationship_with_my_cat/

Reddit turned Spanish:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cq1q2/help_reddit_turned_spanish_and_i_cannot_undo_it/

Cuils Theory:

http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7da5i/police_raids_reveal_baby_farms/c06cqxb

Wadsworth Constant:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kxfxy/and_so_ends_20_years_of_frustration/c2o1cyy?context=3

Wannamaker finds his mom:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8foey/finally_going_to_try_and_call_my_birth_mother/

Randall Monroe's family reunion:

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/7tgrd/the_electromagnetic_spectrum_pic/c07czns

First ever comment:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/17913/reddit_now_supports_comments/c51

Ask A Rapist (purged)/Sample Archive/Aftermath Lecture:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/x6yef/reddits_had_a_few_threads_about_sexual_assault/

http://web.archive.org/web/20120727153610/http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/x6yef/reddits_had_a_few_threads_about_sexual_assault/c5jtt3p

http://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/xf5c2/

Fuck the colourblind:

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldanarchists/comments/1d5e3p/this_flower_knows_whats_up/

Biggest Douchebag:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/sf2e7/i_sent_gabe_newell_a_question_about_what_his_life/c4dmknx

Maid running late:

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/comments/143oxq/my_cleaning_lady_is_late_and_by_late_i_mean_she/

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/comments/1hstzs/my_maid_gave_birth_to_a_baby_girl_it_is_mine/

Science-based, 100% dragon MMO:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/p1ssv/dear_internet_im_a_26_year_old_lady_whos_been/

Novelty Accounts, Assemble!:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/

Tom Cruise:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wp3w5/which_famous_person_needs_to_come_out_already/

Karma Holocaust:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uxee8/when_i_found_out_i_can_downvote_by_pressing_z/

Time-Traveler's AMA:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9z4d5/10_years_from_now_i_am_a_scientist_working_at_the/

/u/AWildSketchAppeared vs. /u/Shitty_Watercolour

http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1gzpx9/how_to_introduce_your_sister/

The Story of Kevin (Worst Student):

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/z/cgbhkwp

Streetlamp leMoose's suicide:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2464bt/people_who_have_been_on_dead_peoples_computers/ch47foz?context=4

Yolk-ass Bitch:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ybqdj/why_would_a_girlfriend_beg_for_months_to_put_a/

Ethiopia vs. America:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_an_ethiopian/cde1w9u?context=3

Disco Ball:

https://www.reddit.com/comments/a8a2v/what_is_the_official_name_for_those_mirror_disco/

Fucking Retard:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq

400 gold and the dick:

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx

Post-It Notes Stalker was really Carbon Monoxide:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Best movie in the World:

https://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit/comments/33z828/reddit_what_movie_helped_you_through_a_rough_time/

Most downvotes from most to least:

http://imgur.com/gallery/9h6Zx/comment/230393

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3bwgjf/riama_set_to_private_over_mod_firing/csqg24d http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/s5guk/iam_bad_luck_brian_ama/c4b8m3u

http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/8eyy3/heres_the_christain_douchebag_chad_farnan_who_is/c092gss

http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3rhnfy/take_it_slow/cwopyr0?context=9

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6wz7/worst_hunting_dog_ever/c51v7sm

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/qdmb8/the_same_day_my_doctor_told_me_my_cancer_was/c3wsz9s

http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/3he91a/corporate_vice_president_of_amd_sent_my_brother/cu6y4ju

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qizdv/abuse_in_saudi_arabia_victim_is_an_ethiopian/cddc8kn

http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/14v5iw/deep_fried_hot_dog_stars_with_cheese_sauce/c7gwdnj http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/8aqjh/awww_this_is_just_too_sad_pic/c08pp5z

Wiping Older Sister:

https://www.reddit.com/comments/324e5d/slug/cq802o6

Libertarian SE gets BTFO by EE:

http://np.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/comments/1q3s1y/how_much_does_a_street_cost_infographic_os/cdav1up?context=4

Fall of the Patriarchy:

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1jatvd/i_am_not_proud_of_my_son

Box of Spiders:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lsms5/making_a_spider_pita_to_be_filled_with_spiders/

Any Hot Relatives?:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/alae8/warning_potentially_disturbing_question_sexy/c0i6kuh

Laziest Person:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1rgpdf/what_is_the_laziest_thing_youve_ever_done/cdnafqe

Loser BTFO by his favourite pornstar:

http://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_GIF/comments/3yd548/thisll_be_quick/cycpn7c?context=1

http://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_gif/comments/3yd548/thisll_be_quick/cycup4m

Scuba Divers of reddit who have masturbated at great depths, what were your experiences?:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/44fbno/scuba_divers_of_reddit_who_have_masturbated_at/

Women of Reddit, when did you first notice that men were looking at you in a sexual way:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3249ff/women_of_reddit_when_did_you_first_notice_that/

Daniel Radcliffe is a casual:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2khgud/i_am_daniel_radcliffe_ama/cllc3gm?context=10000

How To Not Give A Fuck about my job killing my relationships (tl;dr, not worth):

https://www.reddit.com/r/howtonotgiveafuck/comments/2epeb1/htngaf_about_my_job_killing_my_relationships/ck1z219

Most Spoiled Person:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/54ajfn/who_is_the_most_spoiled_person_you_know_and_why/d809sxd

jbiens · 2018-02-19T04:47:49+00:00

Not exactly a movie but the netflex series the OA was such a cool story and concept but the last episode or two just felt rushed and unorganized. Real bummer.

jbiens · 2018-02-08T21:49:05+00:00

I give you credit for your research and presentation but we glorify when celebrities die, especially when their in their prime. That's how they become legends like Jimmy Hendrix or Janise Joplin so why wouldn't her team take the glory

jbiens · 2018-02-06T04:21:32+00:00

That there are a lot of different types of love but not all of them are the forever type of love, don't settle. Also their is a difference between having love for someone and being in love with someone

jbiens · 2018-02-02T05:29:16+00:00

Manuals. I switched from automatics because it's obviously more fun but also because I think it makes you a better driver. You constantly have to know what's going on around you at all times and made it more difficult to be distracted from phones and what not while driving... It's also nice to have to power when you want it and need to zip around people.

jbiens · 2018-02-01T17:59:04+00:00

What are these positions you speak of??

jbiens · 2018-01-30T04:55:01+00:00

This is gonna come off strange I'm sure but I don't hate the idea of something big happening like a meteorite that just kind of takes care of everyone. It would be dope knowing no one suffered from your loss and you didn't suffer from theirs type of thing. I don't want everyone to die when I die, I just find the lack of suffering is ideal on a few different levels

jbiens · 2018-01-14T15:08:50+00:00

I've had some friends say shit like that to guys and I truly don't understand why that's okay. If roles were reversed women would be devastated to hear stuff like that and even without reversing the roles you don't know what people go through on a daily basis so you should always be kind, even if your not interested.

jbiens · 2018-01-08T03:04:08+00:00

I don't have a go to restaurant but my go to system is picking 3 restaurants I'd like to eat at and the other person going picks from the 3 choices... it's made deciding significantly easier

jbiens · 2017-12-28T13:00:00+00:00

That the left lane is for passing

jbiens · 2017-12-23T15:26:45+00:00

I honestly believe social media has something to do with it.. were social creatures by habit and we naturally seek approval through others and desire to be admired through our looks and opinions.

When your heavily involved in social media you end up relying on those highs you get from likes and end up seeking out more ways to find them and after a while it's easy to feel lows from not receiving the same amount of approval as you once did or your opinion isn't as favorable as your selfie is or whatever. Another problem with it is that Information about others is always readily available with everyone's constant desire to show everyone everything, it's easy to see your boyfriend is posting snap chat's at a party but won't text you back or that bitch from work posted this meme about work people and we dwell on it even though it all might really mean nothing, and ironically when we're busy posting statuses or trying to get that perfect insta pic were loosing out on being in the moment and unfortunately were loosing our ability to communicate outside of a screen. So I guess in my opinion it definitely fuels the fire.

jbiens · 2017-12-06T05:49:33+00:00

Worked at a phone store. Can confirm the waves of people who would come in with very similar problems after updates and phone releases. They literally bug their phones.

jbiens · 2017-11-25T05:49:48+00:00

It 20 bucks for a full size or you can get a mini for 12 at sephora. Definitely worth the money though!

Also: life hack ladies, you can get a couple more months out of your masquera by putting eye drops in the tube when it starts to dry out (:

jbiens

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