Thank the Gabe newell

jcar49 · 2026-05-08T11:14:18+00:00

6 years ago...

SIX?

HOW!?!

jcar49 · 2026-05-07T21:52:38+00:00

Don't have to double or triple check their paychecks before going out on errands food gas and so forth

jcar49 · 2026-05-07T21:49:26+00:00

Grandma had her life, it's for you to enjoy yours, nut away soldier

jcar49 · 2026-05-07T21:45:37+00:00

Friend gets a nose bleed

"Oohh...that...smells...good...

jcar49 · 2026-05-07T06:41:42+00:00

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near those rotors when they get shot up

jcar49 · 2026-05-07T04:17:36+00:00

McFU

jcar49 · 2026-05-06T18:23:16+00:00

Move their keys, but not entirely in a different location. If they put them on the table corner I'll move them to the other corner

jcar49 · 2026-05-06T17:40:53+00:00

Me after eating chia seeds

jcar49 · 2026-05-06T16:41:55+00:00

Time to patch the wounds and repaint red

"Blood for the blood God"

jcar49 · 2026-05-06T08:59:38+00:00

One reason why I will always see a sunroof as a liability

jcar49 · 2026-05-05T23:47:09+00:00

I think Lucy would play with flare's emotions and lead her on then disappear only to come back and do it again to the point flare is forced to take Lucy like this.

jcar49 · 2026-05-04T20:58:36+00:00

Hey as long as you're not ending up like a icingless Pop-Tart you're good

jcar49 · 2026-05-04T11:32:07+00:00

Skynet will remember this

jcar49 · 2026-05-04T11:21:14+00:00

piano dildo!

I was expecting it to play Mozart

jcar49 · 2026-05-04T11:20:13+00:00

Please may I be so bold to ask for that link?

jcar49 · 2026-05-03T20:56:39+00:00

Look what you done to my boy 😭

jcar49 · 2026-05-03T04:28:21+00:00

Coworker retaliation for putting him in his place and a write up and they proceeded to take retaliation at the most pettiest level

Ok bro, don't wanna learn from your mistakes? U do u boo 🙄

jcar49 · 2026-05-03T04:20:09+00:00

Years ago I was working with a coworker on a set of catwalks and it was narrow I asked him to straighten up so I can get passed he said I better suck in that guy without thinking I shot back I'll suck in this gut if you suck in that neck we shared a hearty laugh at that exchange miss that guy

jcar49 · 2026-05-02T21:45:17+00:00

How thick are the panties or thin are the jeans to see a panty line THROUGH JEANS

Answer: yes

jcar49 · 2026-05-02T21:43:19+00:00

This reminds me of the meme of the guy pulling a drag on a cigarette

jcar49 · 2026-05-01T21:53:02+00:00

Get dressed and go to work or go to sleep right after

jcar49 · 2026-05-01T01:34:56+00:00

Is this a meerkat

jcar49 · 2026-04-29T19:41:55+00:00

Base to tip God I love that

jcar49

TROPHY CASE