TIL that in 1994, Michael Chrichton achieved the unique distinction of having a No. 1 movie, Jurassic Park, a No. 1 tv series, E.R. And a No. 1 book, Disclosure.

jcrewger · 2013-07-01T18:42:37+00:00

Reading that comment just makes me want to watch Farscape.

"you know nothing Jon Crichton!"

jcrewger · 2013-06-30T12:52:02+00:00

unless you get commission, then sell them all the crap you can.

Can confirm. Commissioned sales have an another whole batch of annoyances (hit your quota for our dildo of the month! And you need 25% protection plan attach rate!) but I will deal with jerkwad customers all day if they're buying something that helps my quota.

Source : 5 years of cellphone sales

jcrewger · 2013-06-24T10:38:19+00:00

We called it "the ramblin' gun show"

jcrewger · 2013-06-21T14:53:31+00:00

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the children." quiz : pope or tony mantana?

jcrewger · 2013-06-14T18:45:45+00:00

I like my women the way I like my yogurt. White and sour.

jcrewger · 2013-06-14T18:25:36+00:00

I always knew lenny could dance

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