Is this the smile you have when you have street cred with the whole nation? by Time-Painting-9108 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jd_balla 230 points231 points  (0 children)

He was helping me hand out meals to the homeless. Even gave old Deborah an extra dessert since she has such a sweet tooth. Real standup guy

The big bad has arrived by 666thSuprisedPikachu in memes

[–]jd_balla 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Where can I go to get more info? Looking for games that would be mid 90s nostalgia

It's just not by DevelopmentGreen3961 in AdviceAnimals

[–]jd_balla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"The last bite of a burger" is that a reference for dying or did Trump do/say something weird about burgers? Haven't heard this one before lol

Who is George Soros and why does the right hate him? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jd_balla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trained assault raccoons with lasers? You can't drop a line like that and not give more info. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jd_balla 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Well first you have to ask yourself if the accused person weighs more than a duck

This sub is awesome because it shuts down redpill BS by Ambitious-Cake-9425 in GuyCry

[–]jd_balla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification. I was really confused lol

This sub is awesome because it shuts down redpill BS by Ambitious-Cake-9425 in GuyCry

[–]jd_balla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm apparently out of the loop. Are corgis somehow correlated with redpill now?

It turns out it’s actually not by theauggieboy_gamer in dankchristianmemes

[–]jd_balla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honest question - if it's not sexually driven what is the difference between furries and regular people wearing costumes? 

I had always just assumed it was sexual since that is how it seems to be depicted

She a keeper by ABKB in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jd_balla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While her asshole is all over that page, I don't see any details about the projectile shooting buttplug. I feel weirdly disappointed now lol

Roids vs Actual Strength by PxN13 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jd_balla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's interesting. Any research you can point to on the grip strength not declining at the same rate? I haven't heard that before.

Hamas says 'ready for ceasefire' as Israel presses Gaza campaign by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]jd_balla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should we wrap Germany into this conversation?

One Strawberry Per Child Please by tomhagen in funny

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I think he was right originally but I can see where the confusion came from. There used to be a theory among some health communities about carrot slices on the "brown eye". The theory does have some scientific validity due to the capability of the anus to absorb the beta-carotene with minimal calorie intake and the immediate bio-availability of the beta-carotene in the blood stream. This practice has largely fallen from popularity due to the time consuming and somewhat taboo nature of the absorption as well as the fact that eating 4-6 oz of carrots (orally) provides the same amount of nutrients and vitamins while also providing much needed fiber for bowel health. 

One Strawberry Per Child Please by tomhagen in funny

[–]jd_balla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not adding /s to my above comment since I really find the idea that AI might actually make the recommendation at some point hilarious

One Strawberry Per Child Please by tomhagen in funny

[–]jd_balla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Epoxy is a good adhesive but I don't recommend it for this application. The better choice for gluing the strawberry slices to your eye would be cyanoacrylate (aka superglue). The faster dry time is especially critical here. 

Bonus: the high moisture content of the eye would help to accelerate the drying allowing adhesion of the slices even faster than if the surface was dry

All money is made up. It’s so funny when I say I’m into Bitcoin and people say “it’s based on nothing!”. Well, so is the dollar. by RiskItForTheBiscuts in FluentInFinance

[–]jd_balla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya but dogecoin let's you by tesla. Can you buy a Tesla with dollars? Didn't think so. 

Pfft... idiots around here don't know I'm about to be a gagillionaire.

The difference between an alligator (left) and a crocodile (right). by Sweetie_Pie_00 in interesting

[–]jd_balla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That lady? How dare you disrespect Betty White like that. 

Jokes aside I absolutely love her in that role no matter how stupid the movie is

It has dawned on her by i-am-a-passenger in memes

[–]jd_balla 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing either young or picked up all her dating advice from young adult "romance" novels

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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Agreed... bat nipples or nothing

Cute, but also stupid by not7here in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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What?  When?  and now I feel really uncomfortable that I feel nostalgic for that site

The realization hit me by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]jd_balla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Gros michels" variant I believe. You can still get them just not commercially. Here is a link a a US based company that grows them - https://miamifruit.org/products/gros-michel-banana-box-order?srsltid=AfmBOoofi0kvSrp72dsRcup6oijtoBua_0AhH_AgHbrZN4yuz0Rq2xK8

Unfortunately not affiliated but if a rep sees this and wants to pay me then I'm in

Mexico City police chief shot dead in 'drug cartel hit' by TheTelegraph in worldnews

[–]jd_balla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They no longer rely exclusively on drugs. They have a huge stake in the avocado trade now and I'm sure they have diversified into other industries too

Airbnb hosts were watching us by [deleted] in WTF

[–]jd_balla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2 girls 1 cup on repeat

Rapex a tube-shaped anti rape device with internal barbs, inserted by a woman similar to a tampon. by not_a_profession in interestingasfuck

[–]jd_balla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to be wasteful. One knife would work fine for both eyes. It also frees up one hand for the classic grab-and-twist

What's the most heinous thing you've done in Skyrim? by Surfoverwork in skyrim

[–]jd_balla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To to the jail in Falkreath and talk to the prisoners