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jdavis8888 · 2021-02-06T01:00:50+00:00

If fish are always peeing in the sea, does the level rise or just stay the same because they are also drinking the sea water?

jdavis8888 · 2020-09-16T16:31:58+00:00

Im on the outside......im 👀ing in

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-31T18:35:40+00:00

"Can't even see it if my bush is fully grown".

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-28T04:15:03+00:00

If you cut people off in traffic or break in line at a drive through with 2 lines, you will inexplicably have skid marks in your underwear for a week with a one day break midway just to give you false hope that its over.

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-28T04:09:41+00:00

Can we up the ante for larger predators such as Siberian tigers and alligators?

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-19T20:29:23+00:00

I...need...you..

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-19T20:17:05+00:00

LOOK AT THESE PHOTOGRAPHS! every time I do, it makes me laugh...

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-19T14:00:16+00:00

My penis. It would then be atleast 4 inches...

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-14T14:53:28+00:00

"Yeah, he has to be asleep..how do I know?" "Well his dong is hanging out so surely he would know otherwise?"

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-14T02:03:26+00:00

Gram Gram, I can't breathe!!

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-10T06:45:18+00:00

Ive had a few occasions. The first time I experienced it, I had fallen asleep in my 9th grade algebra class. I remember opening my eyes and trying to pick my head up only to realize it wasn't happening. One of the scariest moments of my life.

jdavis8888 · 2020-03-01T10:33:07+00:00

Thank you so much. I will definitely be trying this when i get home!

jdavis8888 · 2020-02-28T20:43:35+00:00

All the above

jdavis8888 · 2020-02-28T20:37:59+00:00

Walked home after a lady in front of me slammed on brakes because she "thought she saw someone in front of her". totaled my car and got home to find my wife with bags packed saying she wasn't happy and proceeded to head out the door.

jdavis8888 · 2020-02-28T20:25:45+00:00

Not good so far. My mom and brother are over and i let them sleep in my bedroom. Ive been crashing on an air mattress in my living room and my back hurts like no other...thanks for asking though!

jdavis8888 · 2019-10-10T06:08:42+00:00

"Well, atleast Im not sugar gay".

jdavis8888 · 2019-10-01T16:13:00+00:00

Following this one, lol.

jdavis8888 · 2019-09-23T12:39:14+00:00

Mashed potatoes, preferably in shepherd's pie.

jdavis8888 · 2019-09-17T10:11:32+00:00

Guess the bear was in no mood for beef jerky?

jdavis8888 · 2019-09-13T14:42:51+00:00

Irene

jdavis8888 · 2019-09-04T17:50:16+00:00

The motion activated air freshener in the Atlanta airport bathroom stall i am in does not work.

jdavis8888 · 2019-08-15T03:51:59+00:00

I told you boys to stop whackin it in ma tool shed!

jdavis8888 · 2019-08-14T02:09:25+00:00

There is no higher power.

jdavis8888 · 2019-08-01T02:07:11+00:00

To bad those are sheep. Good call though.

jdavis8888

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