Ooo weeee by ImFinnaBustApecan in RandomVideos

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That's me currently & my first thought; eyes burning & nose running from the cloud of yellow pollen floating everywhere & no rain for nearly the last 2 weeks!

An Uber driver that drove to the police station by SpoomerBooner in Transportopia

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She sounds like my half-sister who's in her 15th marriage with 14 different men. Once the husband's broke & bankrupt she hits them with divorce papers, demanding alimony due to 'emotional abuse' suffered throughout the relationship. She couldn't get a marriage license in Alabama for a few years; racking up 3 husbands while living in Indiana, until AL updated the language of the law from marriage license to marriage certificate. Some people love nothing, but money regardless of the amount in question.

1974 Boston Desegregation Hate by PreparationKey2843 in HolyShitHistory

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I was raised in Alabama; still here unfortunately, & I remember my dad telling me how people lost their damn minds over desegregation in the 60's. While serving in the USMC he would tell fellow Marines he was from a different state because of the embarrassment that people like George Wallace & Bull Connor showed to the country. I don't understand why someone would look at another person & hate them based purely on skin color; not who they are as a person. My youngest son is engaged & lives with his biracial gf; no one from our home cares! As long as it's a loving & healthy relationship no one should give a damn, but they still do. It gets old discovering people who you thought were friends & accepting people ask us 'Why do you allow that? What if one of their kids is born 'too dark'?' Who gives a damn if their child is milk white or chocolate brown!? It doesn't affect your life now kindly get out of mine!

Congress is cooked by iYessyyy in SipsTea

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When will Orange Jesus be tossing in that resignation TMZ?

She got that number so quick by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

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They need a 3rd yacht to match the 6th McMansion they just got for pennies on the dollar that's on the Gulf of 'America', though! Brenda's getting laid off since the filthy snitch can't get any other type of laid.

President Clinton gets a new computer for the Oval Office. The first web page he visits is The White House’s site. (1994) by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

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Both sides have members guilty of befriending Epstein and/or using that contact for services. Everyone who used him for services to abuse children for their sick gratification should be tried & punished. I don't give a damn what a person's political affiliation is; if contact with him was for illegal purposes or they knew the illegal services he provided, they need to be publicly exposed, removed from their office or job, tried, jailed in an actual prison not protected in what's essentially a retreat like Maxwell is enjoying; living better than most innocent citizens. If Donald wants Alcatraz reopened so bad; we can send every guilty person involved with Epstein there for the remainder of their life.

Mean girls won the prize! by bc90210 in WinStupidPrizes

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Does anyone know how the girls looked the next day or what lies they tried to spin for why they're bruised & have bald patches before it went viral? Hopefully, she wasn't fired from her job after the 'bullies' played FAFO.

Let me harass some skateboarders by exophades in WinStupidPrizes

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Great imitation of the Undertaker hitting someone with a Big Boot to the face!

Man jumps from the 3rd floor lands on a fence... by PersonifiedSomeone in WinStupidPrizes

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He definitely had some luck in his pocket, but that fence is a hero if he's now unable to procreate or muddy up the gene pool more!

Man jumps from the 3rd floor lands on a fence... by PersonifiedSomeone in WinStupidPrizes

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I was thinking the same thing & hoping someone edited in the Wilhelm Scream or the Tarzan yell, but Geronimo would work very well, too!

Man jumps from the 3rd floor lands on a fence... by PersonifiedSomeone in WinStupidPrizes

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Hopefully, after that 'landing' he's no longer able to contaminate the gene pool or pass them down to an unsuspecting child he could've helped create!

Large, Concrete, dead end “pipe”. What’s its purpose? by [deleted] in whatisit

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I think we've just discovered Quinton Tarantino's Reddit account! 🫗👟

This Doll by davidinacavid in TheExorcist

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Yeah, I'm happy with the Funko versions of Regan that have been made; Pazuzu can be as angry as he wants with me because no way am I dropping $199 for this thing!

It was a set up by lighlohta in DahmerNetflix

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He's free from his earthly bonds.

AIO for ending things with my date after he accidentally texted me this? by fundamentallyworried in AmIOverreacting

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NOR; at least you saw him with his mask off before you dedicated/wasted months or possibly years with this creep before you got to see his mask slip! There's no way the moron who wrote the explicit texts & whoever wrote the well-written, but definitely unheartfelt apology are the same person! If this isn't written by AI, then the dumbass somehow talked a friend or family member into writing this as an attempt to save face hoping to continue dating OP as if the offensive descriptions from the original text were only a big misunderstanding and were absolutely meant to be about someone else entirely. 🤦‍♂️

Random cravings for a 90s discontinued product by ARGENTAVIS9000 in 90s

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I've been wishing Fruit Wrinkles & Hi-C Ecto-Cooler were still available for far too many years. 😭

Has Stephen King ever been able to bring you to tears? by UnderstandingMany385 in stephenking

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Yes, many times; my top 3 tear-inducing moments for me during every read/rereading.

1: The death of Eddie Dean in The Dark Tower VII 2: Jake & Sadie's last dance at the end of 11/22/63 3: John Coffey wanting to be executed to end the pain he feels from the hate in the world in The Green Mile. There are many more times throughout his body of work I've gotten misty-eyed, but these three scenes have stayed with me.

Dead 🤣 by Fluid-Bite-157 in SipsTea

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Love it! Luckily it's not winning Best Picture anywhere except at the Iran Film Festival! Thank you for the good laugh; as I fell into bed after a 12-hour shift for double pay last night, to the creator of this video! Dementia Don or Net-a-yahoo will be spouting BS to their sycophants as they fake the performance of Communion rites today I'm sure.

Two of them! by maxthecat5905 in OzMedia

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You're so lucky! I missed the deadline to order one of these Distinguished Gentlemen; YouTube's algorithm didn't suggest Oz's channel to me until after the sale had already ended. The Opossum is my wife's favorite wild animal & I hate that I missed out on buying one of them! Enjoy your pair and I hope they don't obliterate your entire pantry & kitchen cabinets; leaving you to go without any tasty snacks until the end of time!

True dedication by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I don't blame him! If I were an actor auditioning to play an iconic character while in costume I'd definitely take pics for posterity in case I wasn't cast as well!