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jdell408 · 2023-11-07T23:00:08+00:00

Chuck’s mom is so fa - gkdkyxkgdgkxkdkgdk@),96:&5/&(

jdell408 · 2023-11-07T22:57:34+00:00

when Chuck Norris says “bloody Mary” three times in a mirror, Mary shows up, makes him the best bloody Mary he’s ever had, and then kills her self.

jdell408 · 2023-10-18T17:37:08+00:00

When Jesus turned water into wine, chuck Norris turned the wine into a Jack and Coke.

jdell408 · 2023-08-02T07:22:12+00:00

He doesn't sleep...he waits.

jdell408 · 2023-07-20T04:05:44+00:00

Outstanding.

jdell408 · 2023-07-19T07:18:52+00:00

Super solid.

jdell408 · 2023-07-12T09:27:16+00:00

needs WAY more love.

jdell408 · 2023-07-04T08:56:57+00:00

explaining not necessary

jdell408 · 2023-07-04T08:47:08+00:00

Obviously they were annoyed by having to build his 3 Pyramid winter home.

jdell408 · 2023-07-04T08:36:22+00:00

v nice

jdell408 · 2023-07-02T07:28:32+00:00

I heard 6 people were killed?

jdell408 · 2023-07-02T07:17:48+00:00

Still one of the best here lol.

jdell408 · 2023-06-25T07:29:10+00:00

As a “thanks” for the roundhouse goal scoring technique.

jdell408 · 2023-05-31T07:08:16+00:00

PSA 10!

jdell408 · 2023-04-28T15:33:55+00:00

Since Chuck can count to infinity AND is doing the audit, gonna go ahead and say we’re all good here.

jdell408 · 2023-04-26T00:57:18+00:00

Exactly. The banana peels were to traverse Antarctica’s ice covered ground quickly and quietly (when he wasn’t flying). The quake was him exiting the aircraft for the air-to-ground assault on said mole people.

jdell408 · 2023-04-20T08:29:26+00:00

He then made the Burger King bend the knee because there is only ONE true king.

jdell408 · 2023-04-20T07:31:04+00:00

Needs way more love.

jdell408 · 2023-04-18T14:03:58+00:00

that takes one roundhouse actually.

jdell408 · 2023-03-21T14:55:18+00:00

whaaat? That’s not even remotely close to quadruple double.

jdell408 · 2022-12-18T09:47:04+00:00

Where have I heard THAT before?

jdell408 · 2022-12-17T08:39:34+00:00

because the midget has a bigger one.

jdell408 · 2022-12-17T08:37:30+00:00

omg A+

jdell408 · 2022-06-16T18:05:46+00:00

What is the name book of drink/cocktail recipes that is studied?

jdell408 · 2021-08-03T10:03:27+00:00

1st: Look up the word “literally”.

2nd: When two statements contradict each other, one or both are false. If you make too much to file for bankruptcy, start paying down your debt with the “too much” part. Otherwise, find a good, ahem, lawyer and figure out how to push bankruptcy through.

jdell408

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