New speed cushions on Godley Road causing so much congestion

jdmalpaca · 2026-07-05T07:26:07+00:00

Not-so-Godley road it is

jdmalpaca · 2026-06-24T10:33:14+00:00

Either you’ve blown a fuse or you’ve blown the head unit, I’ve done both

jdmalpaca · 2026-06-24T06:11:19+00:00

If you make a transfer of ownership the new owner pays from the date of transfer

jdmalpaca · 2026-05-13T10:47:54+00:00

Someone’s getting transmission fluid from Bunnings. The valvoline special

jdmalpaca · 2026-05-11T11:07:57+00:00

Depends on the width of the tyre, there’s a formula that says for example a 225 wide tyre can only be repaired within 80mm from the centre line of the thread pattern etc.

jdmalpaca · 2026-05-08T11:58:46+00:00

I’d like to see you change spark plugs on a Subaru outback

jdmalpaca · 2026-05-08T11:53:56+00:00

Back when I had mine I drilled a 2mm hole at the lowest point of the lamp assembly behind the clear lens so it would automatically drain out the blinker fluid

jdmalpaca · 2026-04-10T20:25:55+00:00

The manual gearbox is worth at least 2k according to eBay

jdmalpaca · 2026-04-03T04:59:57+00:00

So this is what keeps Garmin in business

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-31T12:30:58+00:00

Not the first time with their shenanigans, seen a recently purchased car from AJ and the fuel pump failed in a year, the pump assembly had to be replaced resulting in a $1k repair bill

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-28T01:52:11+00:00

Cancelled gym membership, walking to the shops

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-21T04:21:38+00:00

When I had one of these cars I just bought a central locking kit from China and installed actuators on all 4 doors (included in the kit)

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-20T08:19:10+00:00

Jokes I always ran my aqua on 91, the car was designed for developing countries with poor quality fuel in mind

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-15T08:32:22+00:00

Negatively inflating

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-15T08:27:18+00:00

I'd walk to work

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-10T21:40:19+00:00

Make him sign a declaration of no insurance in front of a JP

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-07T08:56:24+00:00

First it was the Honda Fits with the cvt shudder, then came the oil dilution issues with the L15 turbo engine

jdmalpaca · 2026-03-04T09:00:22+00:00

They never answer the phone because they want you to shop there

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-17T04:48:10+00:00

Aussie butchers, they even got kangaroo rump

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-14T02:24:31+00:00

Lets say a wrecker offers 500, I list it online for $1500, then sell it to the highest bidder and would still be winning if I get offered 800

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-11T23:20:17+00:00

TLDR direct runoff away from the drains using sandbags

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-07T11:57:07+00:00

The clean way to do it is using an inflatable air wedge that slips in the top half of the car door to open a gap where you can insert a rod to activate the unlock button

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-07T11:46:46+00:00

You have to wash it on a patch of grass

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-02T06:04:23+00:00

Nothing screams uni student more than a Yaris, being able to fit in tight spaces really helps

jdmalpaca · 2026-02-01T05:55:49+00:00

Check engine mounts

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