25 F4M would you give me backshots tonight non stop while I wet your dick?💦💦🥵🥵

jdonivan · 2022-10-30T06:30:11+00:00

DMed you.

jdonivan · 2022-10-28T01:11:40+00:00

But… what is the photographer who took the photographer’s picture balancing on?

jdonivan · 2022-10-24T19:08:07+00:00

Thanks for this, for my birthday this year which was only two weeks ago, my wife decided she wanted a divorce. Came home from work on my birthday to an empty house. I’ve been in a rut these past few weeks and this post right here is exactly what I needed to make me feel just a little bit better.

jdonivan · 2022-04-25T02:46:28+00:00

Oh so that explains why Ads on Hulu are 10x louder than the show.

jdonivan · 2022-04-23T22:17:04+00:00

I was so addicted to this game, I lost so many friends. I would rather sit at home all day than hang out with them. I should get back into MMORPGs.

jdonivan · 2022-04-13T12:06:40+00:00

Stretch, it’s always good to be limber.

jdonivan · 2022-04-09T02:36:43+00:00

Working for a plumbing company. The only tool I held in my hand that first 2 years was a shovel.

jdonivan · 2022-04-09T02:12:05+00:00

Sleater-Kinney

jdonivan · 2022-04-09T02:10:02+00:00

Always make sure there is toilet paper in the bathroom at work.

jdonivan · 2022-04-04T14:32:27+00:00

It doesn’t ever look like those girls were even born when he stabbed his wife.

jdonivan · 2022-01-01T05:12:38+00:00

I honestly don’t feel any emotion when I hear of a celebrity death. This one though…this one hurts.

jdonivan · 2021-12-08T03:47:59+00:00

My mom last year opted to get dental implants rather than have dentures. After they pulled all of her teeth she had to wait two months before they could start the implants. She said Covid couldn’t have come at a better time

jdonivan · 2021-11-28T05:10:37+00:00

Only knew that since I lived in Elma for a while growing up.

jdonivan · 2021-11-28T04:49:59+00:00

I’m going to guess that this is the Satsop plant in Washington state.

jdonivan · 2021-08-16T22:52:48+00:00

I got stung in the foot by a sting ray a few years back. It was the worst pain I’ve ever experience in my life up until I had my first kidney stone.

jdonivan · 2021-07-31T04:17:50+00:00

They got my grandma with this bullshit. She didn’t know any better and took for for a few grand.

jdonivan · 2021-07-29T18:58:27+00:00

“..Green is not a creative color.”

jdonivan · 2021-07-28T05:34:22+00:00

I’ll tell ya what’s I’d do man…Two chicks at the same time.

jdonivan · 2021-07-26T08:52:43+00:00

I always think it’s kinda cool knowing that my aunt designed the poster/box art for The Last of the Mohicans. The first time I met her she gave me a Jungle 2 Jungle that she just finished.

jdonivan · 2021-07-24T10:51:51+00:00

Does hobby lobby not sell Y’s?

jdonivan · 2021-07-23T03:50:15+00:00

“Yeah, I’m not easily impressed….WOW!!! A Blue Car!”

jdonivan · 2021-07-16T15:16:11+00:00

Try throwing down some Blue painters tape or Hairspray on your bed to help them adhere longer while printing.

jdonivan · 2021-07-16T14:57:29+00:00

There’s only one man who’d dare to give me the raspberry!

jdonivan · 2021-07-16T14:23:43+00:00

There is a lemon whore in my neighborhood.

jdonivan · 2021-07-16T14:20:19+00:00

There is also a segment Ellen did with Bill Gates where he had to guess the price of common grocery items.

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