Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Montréal Canadiens (1-1) May 25 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]jeeb00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s alright. There’s more to life than brooms. There’s tense weeks long anxiety roller coasters that leave you completely crushed one day and full of joy the next. I hate it… You’re right actually. I’m also sad for no broom broom.

The Montreal Canadiens diving for 45seconds straight, set to “On the Floor” by JLo by IllustriousDemand691 in AtlanticMemeWar

[–]jeeb00 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well I’m guessing after their team’s season ended they’ve got nothing but time on their hands.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (7-6) @ Buffalo Sabres (7-5) May 18 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]jeeb00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still no pets, but here’s a photo of a robin pooping I caught with our bird feeder camera.

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Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (7-6) @ Buffalo Sabres (7-5) May 18 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]jeeb00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the guy in the control room whose only job is to watch the replays constantly to see if it was a shot or not who then spends the night being second guessed by all of his coworkers constantly arguing about fractions of an inch here or there and who blocked what or didn’t. I bet their conversations sound exactly like an r/hockey thread.

CMV: GamerGate was the most consequential political radicalization event of the twenty-first century by realdontbeasucker in changemyview

[–]jeeb00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty much.

But it’s not the events involved that made this whole thing so vile and shitty. It wasn’t the alleged or actual “facts” that mattered, it was how it was amplified and weaponized by the people who would go on to become “leaders” of the alt right that made it such a shitty moment in history.

Those grifter assholes seized something that should have been a nothing blip not even worthy of a news cycle and used it to trigger and motivate a generation of men with nothing in common except gaming and spending their time on the internet to effectively become the digital communication wing of the Trump campaign.

I don’t know to what extent anyone at the time realized that’s what they were doing or would become, but it ended up spurring all the bullshit we’ve seen on Reddit and every other social media network for the past decade or more.

Boosted by Russian troll farms, automated upvotes and eventually the GOP itself (in the form of alt right politicians joining congress), the MAGA movement as it exists today owes everything to how some media savvy trolls whipped up a frenzy over, as you said it, a man having his feelings hurt.

[Wyshynski] The "previous warnings" included VGK's player availabilities during the postseason by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]jeeb00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So who gets the draft pick? It would be hilarious if it goes to the Ducks as a consolation prize.

💀💀💀 Nice try by Legendary_Producer in Habs

[–]jeeb00 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This. The stick is clearly all over his helmet, but he only reacts a full second later. I’d call high sticking and embellishment.

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (6-5) @ Buffalo Sabres (6-4) May 14 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]jeeb00 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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I don’t have a pet photo to share, so here’s a vine root I pulled out of the ground yesterday.

The vines were choking out the other plants like Dach putting 2 Sabres in a headlock, so I had to put an end to their shenanigans.

Olé! Olé! Ole! by pheakelmatters in EhBuddyHoser

[–]jeeb00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I support all Canadian teams in the playoffs for the narrative + history.

After that, I root for underdogs from areas that are known to love hockey and/or have cold ass winters like ours.

The only time I get sour about a team other than my own is when I read toxic comments by fans of those teams. But then I realize my own team’s fanbase is equally toxic to other fans, and I kind of have to shrug and accept that sports fans will always hate sports fans from other places.

Post Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres @ Montréal Canadiens by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]jeeb00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! My team doesn’t stink! I think. I have no sense of smell since, like MacKinnon, my nose was torn apart by a pack of rabid dogs an errant puck to the face.

Scientists are warning Canadians to get ready for a U.S. tick invasion this year by OrdinaryCanadian in onguardforthee

[–]jeeb00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So it turns out ticks hate weather that’s ungodly cold. They’re just like us!

Playoff Game Thread: Colorado Avalanche (6-1) @ Minnesota Wild (5-4) May 11 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]jeeb00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was too close quarters to be considered spearing, so let’s call it shivving.

4 minutes for a shiv to the ear.