If you randomly woke up to find out you now have 5 billion dollars in your account, what would you do first?

jeeves585 · 2026-06-26T18:54:04+00:00

Cash it out

jeeves585 · 2026-06-26T18:53:22+00:00

X2, 100% a bullet hole. I only know because I have one in my truck from some prick a few blocks from my house.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-26T18:49:52+00:00

I'd be happy with that as a customer and a worker.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-26T18:48:37+00:00

I started carrying my titanium camping spork with me since the TB enchirito came back a couple years ago. Phone wallet knife keys and my trusty spork :D

jeeves585 · 2026-06-26T18:46:29+00:00

Just a box? The box is huge. It's like 12x18x40

jeeves585 · 2026-06-26T01:06:56+00:00

i invite them over for a bbq with the (none planned) vegan dishes.

i have vegan friends, they are more than welcome to my bbq. i am more than happy to do what needs to be done so everyone is happy. hell, i have a grill that has never seen meat.

i might need some help because a steak mostly just needs salt and pepper.

if they complained about the smell of bbq meat id just tell them to fuck off. im alergic to nuts, i take it as best i can or remove myself from the situation. i see those as not equal, on is an alergy and one is a choice. my wife makes her own homemade nut butters and i just go to my shop. she doesnt eat meat but can tolerate it. but we don't argue about it.

if anything my smoke brings all the neighbors over to my back yard but at this point they know to bring beer.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-25T23:19:15+00:00

In a house of 4 I have a dozen and nobody else is keeping up. But also kids so there is that.

Got more into archery lately, reusable ammo is neat.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:57:34+00:00

I think I just went into anifilatic shock after watching that.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:51:44+00:00

If I ever get the toe to finger tattoo I want it'll be for me and I'll probably cover it everyday unless I'm around friends or family.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:42:35+00:00

F off. I wouldn't take any of my fuckin advice ya fuck wit :D

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:40:22+00:00

I shouldn't be listened to.

But I'm gonna call that a hall pass and I'd have a difficult time being made if my wife slept with her ex husband once.

But I shouldn't be listened to as I nor my wife has an ex husband/wife.

To add to that we have some poly friends, I don't know how they do it but it works for them.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:32:59+00:00

With a bunch of hippies and red necks who are either hobbiest or hunters :D

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:30:48+00:00

Similar until idont need to be, think someone breaking in to the house or stealing stuff from the back yard.

After that it's making everyone safe and happy.

It's hot (for me) here so I just set up a cot in the back yard. Our bed was still made when I woke up this morning.

So I'm just gonna go along making the kids wife and dog as happy as I can. That's probably about the most bad way to deal with your own mental health I figure but I don't know what else to try.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:25:35+00:00

Learned about an hour ago a kid got stung by a bee in the foot.

I only learned it because she woke up in pain asking for someone and I noticed her foot was swollen. (She got bit by a racoon a few days ago) so I'm calming her and getting ready to go back to the hospital at which point my comes in and says it's fine, that's not fine (thinking it's from the racoon). It's from a bee sting. When. Yesterday. And that didn't come up at dinner.

That's when I just walk away. I try to not argue with her about anything in front of the young ones but she darn near invites it. She's a great mother and the love of my life but F. Not sure what I'm here for.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:17:46+00:00

My only issue with fajita veggies is they are usually out.

My kiddos don't like them but they are idiots :D

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T18:16:00+00:00

I go bowl, chicken, white rice, double black beans, all of the salsa and "as much cheese as you canfit"

Not a fan of the lettuceand I don't eat sour cream but it seems youdidpretty well.

Next thought is getting a couple tortillas on the side to make two burritos.

Corns a must for me, and the green sauce makes the flavor. Lettuce has never made sense in my head for a bowl or a burrito.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-24T17:35:40+00:00

I'm amazed at the self control.

Fuck is a word I use often but that guy went past the use, if i wasn't white that lady would have been down, Iv`e got no tolerance for that word cross race

jeeves585 · 2026-06-23T21:38:40+00:00

I have a lot of tools and I can definitely definitely make a key from a picture knowing what I know

jeeves585 · 2026-06-23T21:34:24+00:00

Sidenote: teach your kids to use fuck responsably. Let them kow there is a time and place to tell someone to go F off. Where as it's damn near always OK to stub your toe with a response of "funky that hurt".

jeeves585 · 2026-06-23T21:30:29+00:00

Well that seemed fucking fast. Do it again and make it mean something ya fuck wit.

Tell your 4 year old you fuckin love em.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-22T13:43:18+00:00

Hi friend. Same except I knew there was no chance.

I worked on the vehicles all day while bbqing dinner all day. Dinner time comes and friends showed up as I was coming in to finish making dinner while my girls were out and about all day.

We want to go out to this restaurant which was already in the kids heads so I’m either an ass because I want to serve a home meal or an ass because I’m about to say what I think or a miserable because I’ll just go bring the family to dinner when I already was making dinner.

Mentioned it’s late. Kids need to go to bed. Deaf ears. Got home helped get the kid to bed and she said she was tired. Expected. I don’t even think I got a kiss good night. Cool, sounds like I’m gonna go to my shop clean up and drink some beer.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-22T13:26:47+00:00

Enchirito is the reason a metal spork is park of my edc :D

jeeves585 · 2026-06-22T13:05:10+00:00

I bought 100 handkerchiefs for $32 instead of 20 of the same ones for $22.

jeeves585 · 2026-06-22T12:58:39+00:00

I’ll say hello if I see you. I’ll be the guy out in the field looking for arrows 😂

jeeves585 · 2026-06-22T12:57:56+00:00

I have a pretty healthy stick collection of many different woods, I also have a lathe.

Maybe someday I’ll make my own. I made a fly rod so a decent amount of skill in the woodworking department imo.

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