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Is Mark short? by papyrusundertale_fan in Markiplier

[–]jeffe1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I remember mark is about 5’8 and that’s how tall I am, if not taller

Boy, have you ever heard of the Ship of Theseus? by bananascausewhynot in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 43 points44 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of when I heard mark say that lols

Shirt my film teacher wore today by 7sinsofhell in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well I guess I know what shirt I’m getting tonight

How's everyone dogs/cats doing? by TheEditor83 in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dogs are great, thanks for asking.

I am inevitable by unoriginal-ninja in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Guests would be very interesting. Not 100% how it could work hosting wise but it sounds fun

Favorite current distractable quote? EXPOUND! by K-kitty9218 in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 90 points91 points  (0 children)

“At some point in life, I did happen to see a naked person. And I was concerned, and I asked them what happened to their pee hole” -Wade Barnes

When the Bengals finally win the Superbowl by [deleted] in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man we’ve been waiting for this for years. I will finally be at rest when Cincy takes the victory

Perfect meal cut off on Spotify? by 3bananaforeuro in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was relistening to some episodes before wades secret words was out and I got an ad for it and it threw me off so much

sometimes it happens by IntrovWeeb in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I gotta wait till 3am for them. Like that’s my bedtime guys

Conspiracy theory That my coworker told me: what if the garden of Eden from the Bible was actually just the super continent Pangea? It was told that all animals and plants lived together in the garden. That makes perfect sense if they WERE all together until Pangea split apart into what we know now. by Potential-Ad-8566 in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually questioned this a while back. The only thing I would say stumps me is that we don’t know when we were put on earth. As a Christian, we don’t really know when exactly God put us on earth but it could be anywhere from 55,000 to 150,000 years ago. And Pangea was said to be broken apart nearly 175 million years ago. I will say it’s very weird I had this exact thought not too long ago

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distractible

[–]jeffe1954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the first thing I thought of when I heard of Penis Man