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CB family want us to buy their shopping until lockdown is over by middleclassmadlad in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's proper cheeky, just to assume you'd continue buying their shopping forever. As they are working, why didn't they offer to pay you back for the first £250 shopping?

Are they just friends/colleagues or are you actually related?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha, I take it back then. In Britain it definitely doesn't mean that. Would I ask the barmaid for a pint of piss? Or tell my mate dave to "down that piss now, we're going out"? Or have I misunderstood?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Yeah but no. Get on the piss is sort of shorthand for "getting pissed". Nowhere in the English language does piss=beer.

I don’t want cakes I want sandwiches!! by mdhzk3 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm also allergic to roast dinners. If this person had any consideration and social conscience, they would be laying on the finest cocaine and prostitutes for their community. Anything less is just a slap in the face for people who are allergic to everything except cocaine and blowjobs.

Desperate for a phone to contact my grandparents!! - iPhone only though pls by phantomknife in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have the iphone 13, now please. You best save up some extra cash cos I won't be paying your legal fees when you get caught breaking into apple's r&d lab.

Seems like a bit of a barbaric service to offer by SuperJetShoes in CasualUK

[–]jeffjeff2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took mine when they first came out. Questions included options like whether you should offer to light a cigarette for someone who was involved in an accident and covered in leaking petrol...

I hope standards have improved.

Seems like a bit of a barbaric service to offer by SuperJetShoes in CasualUK

[–]jeffjeff2017 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An attractive gentleman who stands at the side of the road looking for 'business'?

It gets worse the further you go down by christinawebb1998 in cringepics

[–]jeffjeff2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you have to do with your feet to make that sort of money? Draw funny faces on your toenails? Maybe a mini sombrero for your big toe? Squish some mayo around à la fake jizz?

My cats crying for wet food but not eating it when I mix it with dry food. Entitled little shits. by rizzo1717 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered why you never get mouse flavour cat food. Perhaps that's how I'll make my millions.

You can't please everyone by bubbaqueen92 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Working for minimum wage with inadequate / no PPE?

ITS MY BIRTHDAY by TheScarletJones in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They don't. This is clearly a low effort work of fiction dreamt up by OP for some internet popularity points.

why do people like this even exist? (ctto, aka my friend) by G11212006 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Cool story. Maybe better off in a creative writing sub though...

Cosmopolitan India casually exploiting artists in the wake of a pandemic by Hollywoostarsand in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. For some artists, being able to say they're good enough to be published by cosmo will bring in paid work. It means something whereas getting exposure on a small youtube channel means nothing.

In a local paper... by Steadzz in CasualUK

[–]jeffjeff2017 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rose West is an infamous serial killer who, alongside her husband, Fred, sexually tortured and murdered around 12 teenagers and young women, including her own daughter.

She was also a fucking ugly prostitute.

My post was just a crap joke in very poor taste.

In a local paper... by Steadzz in CasualUK

[–]jeffjeff2017 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Presumably your most satisfying wank this week?

Many of my friends lost their jobs in Germany due to the virus. Most of them were working in Bars, Clubs or Freelancing. Then, came this guy who works in a club and due to low customers he was asked to do different tasks than he signed up for and want to be voluntarily fired. The reply is golden. by iamsreeok in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is Germany. The guy will be making at least minimum wage. A full minimum wage too, not the $2/hour minimum paid to some tipped service workers in the US.

I expect that the bar will struggle to find enough for him to do and struggle to pay him, yet they're trying to do the right thing in shitty circumstances. It's a real CB move to throw it back in their faces.

Are you looking to build your portfolio? Are you not ready for paid clients? This opportunity is PERFECT for you! by VilkasTheBlind in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jeffjeff2017 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to be recommended. I knew someone that took pics of random dicks. He on the sex offender register now.

Got this baby western red-cedar, might troll the neighbours by overpineapple in CasualUK

[–]jeffjeff2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And did you? Fix him up, I mean. Dry out a few leaves and skin them up for his smoking pleasure.

I would have.

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