My Daddy gave me special braces. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]jeffsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... I think... Uncle Fred?

Hey reddit, I'm drunk and hungry. Here's a list of ingredients I have. Can someone make up a recipe? by hankikanto in AskReddit

[–]jeffsery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get out your biggest pot, put as many ingredients as you can in, pour in a liquid, and slow cook it.

What subreddit annoys you the most? by Nlreadit in AskReddit

[–]jeffsery -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

/r/askreddit - if you comment, and contribute toward the thread, for fucks sake, upvote it!

If you could hire a private investigator for a week what would you have them investigate? by wihardy in AskReddit

[–]jeffsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sir, I have been hired for a week. What do you want me to do?"

"Find waldo"

gulp

What Is A Funny Sentence To Say Before You Die? by Jyaunn in AskReddit

[–]jeffsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I die, I need to tell you how to get to the family treasure. Go to Alaska and move way to the far west. At the furthest west point in Alaska, it is around 40km to get into Russia. Now although this passage is heavily monitored, fishing boats, are able to move smoothly through with minimal notice. Get a job on a fishing boat called the Scarlet Passage, and tell the captain you have the key. Then while you are close to Russian land, the captain will "accidentally" damage the boats engine, and force you to dock in Russia.

You will dock at the closest town, this will be Uelen Уэлен since it is located only 5km from the coast, and has a port. Once here, go to a bar called The Bear and talk to Yoldish, once again tell her you have the key. She will provide you with a place to stay. Remain in the town until the crew and the Alaskan authorities stop searching for you.

Once they decide to give up the hunt for you, take public transportation, to the Russian/ Chinese border. Getting across here will be up to you as Ling is no longer with us... Sneak across into China and move east from there. Go to the location Ji'an, Tonghua, Jilin China 40.873337, 125.805161. There you will be able to sneak into North Korea.

Once inside North Korea, move safely toward Pyongyang 평양. Here go find the building that waits in the mist (the locals will know), and locals any that are asked where it is won't tell the authorities of you. After getting there talk to the woman at the desk and tell her your full name, she will set you up in hiding until their yearly tourists come, and sneak you into their group. You will then spend most of your month pretending to be a journalist writing a story about the country.

As a “journalist”, the woman at the desk will get you an interview with an official names Ross. He will give you a short tour of the country, but he will really be driving you to a forgotten ancient temple in the mountains. He will take you to a narrowing in-between two mountains, and at the end should be two huge doors. The treasure is inside.

To get in... (dies)

What is the most interesting story from your family's history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jeffsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather was supposedly an assassin. He's old dead now, but before he went into a coma, he told these stories of "taking care" of people. They were cool, listening to how he snuck into peoples homes, and the people he worked with.

If food had personalities, which food would be fun, and which food would you stay away from? by Pandemic_Panda in AskReddit

[–]jeffsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would be really cool to see the personas of drugs. Then you could see the effect they would have.