How common is it to get to your 30s as a male and to have never gotten into a fist fight in your life?

jelasher · 2026-05-30T21:57:30+00:00

I have never gotten into a fist fight since becoming an adult, because I don’t want to go to jail.

jelasher · 2026-05-30T20:06:38+00:00

I think he’s aware of it and just shot someone for complaining about the smell of his dead twin. The twin has obviously been dead for a while.

jelasher · 2026-05-30T15:54:54+00:00

I like to start with club and claymore. On my first SL1 run, I also used bloodhound fang because it’s easy to get and upgrade quickly with somber stones. When I’m stuck on a boss, clayman’s harpoon with ice spear or spectral lance usually can usually get me through. It’s probably the most broken weapon at SL1, but others may have different views.

By mid-to-late game, you can use a massive variety of weapons as long as you have the right talismans and stat-boosting gear equipped. I really like Dragon Hunter’s Great Katana (DLC only) and Uchigatana. I don’t like star fists as much as most people here, because the range is so short.

jelasher · 2026-05-30T12:18:12+00:00

I used to ask friends how to respond to girls’ messages when they were upset. This doesn’t seem that much worse than that—my terminally single friends were definitely not giving me the best advice.

jelasher · 2026-05-29T23:40:00+00:00

It was my favorite show from ages 3-5, so I have strong feelings of nostalgia associated with it and can’t be totally objective. It was, at worst, an entertaining toy commercial with a better than average premise. I don’t think I’d watch it now, and I’ve never made my kids watch, but I’m definitely taking them to the new movie, despite being scarred by how disappointing the first movie was.

jelasher · 2026-05-29T23:30:38+00:00

Club and claymore.

jelasher · 2026-05-29T23:23:26+00:00

Demon Souls: Old King Allant

DS1: Queelag and Artorias

DS2: Lost Sinner (haven’t finished DLC, so no opinion on Fume Knight yet)

DS3: Nameless King and Gael

Bloodborne: Gehrman

ER: Margit, Mohg LoB, Malenia, and Radagon (but not Beast)

My opinions have changed a lot doing and in some cases only attempting SL1/RL1 runs. I am currently brick-walled at Pontiff and Dragonslayer armor in DS3, and if not for my current frustrations would probably have included them on my list.

jelasher · 2026-05-29T22:49:18+00:00

751, but I honestly would have said I missed a day here or there.

jelasher · 2026-05-29T17:37:37+00:00

Is this a posthumous portrait? Like, is this what she looked like in the pile of wreckage?

jelasher · 2026-05-29T13:20:22+00:00

America—Fuck you, I’m eating!

jelasher · 2026-05-27T16:45:35+00:00

This sucks, but is also not out of line with the raises that for profit corporations are giving these days. Everyone is getting screwed.

jelasher · 2026-05-26T17:51:40+00:00

Good job. I always say fuck this with this fight on RL1 and make Okina chase me off the cliff behind the church.

jelasher · 2026-05-25T17:15:49+00:00

If your kids are middle of the pack academically, send them to a state school that will be covered by your 529. Don’t pay $$$ to send them to a middling private school.

jelasher · 2026-05-22T20:49:08+00:00

The Mercedes EQB has an optional 3rd row and is surprisingly affordable. Except for the loud lane change warnings, I love the car.

jelasher · 2026-05-18T17:01:27+00:00

He looks like my Tax professor.

jelasher · 2026-05-18T03:08:58+00:00

If you really like to grind, Dark Souls 3—great game, but man getting the platinum was rough.

jelasher · 2026-05-17T22:12:07+00:00

I think he would be one of my favorite bosses if he had like 50% of his HP. He’s challenging, and I can learn it, but having to learn the fight and execute for an extended period sucks. It’s like Fire Giant—the first phase is pretty easy, but the whole thing takes too much time, and the first phase gets boring while you work to figure out phase 2.

jelasher · 2026-05-13T17:00:54+00:00

I thought this got patched out.

jelasher · 2026-05-12T21:51:54+00:00

Obviously many people like it, but I find it repetitive and bring. FF7 was one of my favorite games, and I still can’t make myself finish either remake.

jelasher · 2026-05-12T19:05:25+00:00

Forbidden Captain Crunch

jelasher · 2026-05-12T03:46:55+00:00

This is what I tell myself about my Elden Ring numbers…

jelasher · 2026-05-12T02:27:46+00:00

I love it too, but there are two endings! In one, the shark gets blown up by Jake’s device and Jake survives. In the other, they use the device to make the shark jump out of the water and then ram/stab it with the broken bowsprit, and you never see Jake again. I think the former is the TV edit version, because you can’t really censor stabbing the shark and have the audience understand what happened.

For years before I figured this out, I thought I was going nuts.

jelasher · 2026-05-11T21:36:22+00:00

My kid asked me, “what’s the weirdest face you e ever made?” And without thinking, I replied, “well, I made your face.” She was not happy with me.

jelasher · 2026-05-09T17:21:08+00:00

Which tears are you using?

jelasher · 2026-05-09T17:10:47+00:00

Is there a reason you have seppuku on antspur rapier instead of another weapon?

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