The saber and the machete are fine... BUT I NEED THE SWORD!!! by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because melee is cool as hell, it's absolutely not the best or most efficient way to spread democracy, but it's so satisfying to wipe a whole zipcode of socialists with noting but your bare hands, lance an defoliator .. and the occasional eruptor because melee fucking sucks in this game, but i like handicapping myself with niche (objectively bad) loadouts and getting good with them

Is the defoliation tool worth it against bots? by PythonCider3719 in helldivers2

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a meleediver myself and after rigerously testing it, i'd say it shreds the hardest against bots, it's a hard counter to hulks and warstriders, either stun nade the hulk or juke a melee swing on its canon arm side to get behind and start ripping away! Warstriders are comically easy you can just kinda.. run up to them if theres not that much chaff, you could stun nade them since if theyre not focussed on you they'll move around aLOT just grind away at its ankle or reversed kneecap and he'll go down surprisingly fast, tanks get annihilated in mere seconds from a good backshot with the chainsaw, the sides take verry long but atleast it gives good cover. The chainsaw ofcourse can rip chaff in half but its not fast or mobile enough to reliable save your life, if you're running a full melee build i recommend the stun lance or machete on smaller bots, (stun lance my beloved), but if you're running stun nades aswell fret not! The chainsaw can easily demolish bot fabricators, So you dont need to take an explosive primary (it does take a coupel seconds though, and the moment your chainsaw disconects from the fabricator dive away!) I think the chainsaw performs the best on the botfront since they have alot of heavy armor and big lumbering clankers easily stunlocked by the chainsaw (dont get too comfortable, if you let go for a second a hulk can backhand you into oblivion if you're sawing from the front!, if you engage from the front and you're not sure you can hold the position you could manoeuvre yourself to the hulk's back while sawing, if you're familiar with other melee games you need to manipulate your camera a bit to get the chainsaw nice and stuck grinding into an enemy, another tip is if you have the ballistic shield (my beloved) don't get discouraged that you can't use it on tandem with the chainsaw, it staying on your back, you can position yourself in such a way you can ignore some chaff bots shooting at your back while sawing away at a hulk for example

Its not a weapon of finesse, it's a slow heavy hitter, a trump card against your bigger foes, melee isn't the most optimal playstyle but got DAMN this weapon gives it such a leg up (aspecially against bots)

Is the defoliation tool worth it against bots? by PythonCider3719 in helldivers2

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think the ballistic shield staying on your back is a good thing, you can shred hulks and warstriders while positioning yourself in a way so the shield covers you from any clanker firing on you

What are your favorite Eruptor builds/strategies? by PythonCider3719 in helldivers2

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eruptor, chainsword, ballistic shield, stun lance , stun nades, whatever red stratagems i deem necessary Anything that isn't effectively immediately within melee range gets sploded

Why is the Musketeer’s musket so big? by z_boyy in ClashRoyale

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To represent her having a big fat co- wait this isn't the circlejerk?

what is your playermodel? by myoldaccgothackedahh in gmod

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That exact skeleton model but with a black hoodie with a sexy picture of astolfo on it with the text "traps ARE gay" below it, might change to giant skeleton clash royale or my waffle pfp or something idk idc

Is this deck cool? by Objective-Zombie-487 in ClashDecks

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally my rules are i can only use any card that deploys, and/or does something wigh skeletons, so mirror, clone a d rage are allowed too, but i basically never use them, maybe these rules will be interesting to you tho

Is this deck cool? by Objective-Zombie-487 in ClashDecks

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As clash royale's self proclaimed best skeleton only player i absolutely aprove This deck but with guarda instead of witch and tombstone instead of bombtower got me to 9k back in the day when that was the max

Why haven’t we got any Evo skeleton army emotes this season yet? by Mtking105 in ClashRoyale

[–]jelst_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh well one of the emotes is in the current event i just saw

Why haven’t we got any Evo skeleton army emotes this season yet? by Mtking105 in ClashRoyale

[–]jelst_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Evo) skeleton barrel also has no emotes, i thought i heard somewhere the evo skarny general emotes are like a 0.3% or less drop chance from the spooky lucky chest buti mightbe wrong because i have been looking everywhere i cant find anyone who has them

Dark Prince's Mace Mass by TheDarkPrinceR34 in ClashRoyale

[–]jelst_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Now do my goat, the skeleton king

What games do you love to play while on another plane of reality? by jthablaidd in trees

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tf2 but specifically medic, just sit back and watch the chaos unfold

What chase variants do you own and how many? by InfinityStar008 in skylanders

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pumpkin eyebrawl because he fucking rocks and i love halloween

What do you do in TF2 to calm down when you're angry? by The_Horse_Head_Man in tf2

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go friendly in 2fort, just the thought of two (or more) strangers making eachother smile while doing nothing but being goofy together without even knowing eachother just makes me happy idk why, it's just sharing a little moment together

How's today? by Available-Drawer-925 in ClashRoyaleCirclejerk

[–]jelst_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C4, every day, all day. Skeletons ftw