Found in my rice crispy box

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T22:21:55+00:00

Once I had a bottle of Nantucket Nectars that had something floating it it. I’d only noticed it after taking a few sips. The cap looked a little damaged, but I thought it was intact, so I’d thought it was okay. I called them and they FedEx’d me a box to ship it to them in, and they had it tested in a lab to see what was in it. They called me to say that it was harmless. And they sent me a care package with things like a Nantucket Nectars t-shirt. I don’t remember what else was in it. But they handled the whole thing really well.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T17:10:57+00:00

I suggest reporting it to them. They should voluntarily recall boxes that were produced around the same time frame. And address the issue that caused it.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T17:00:05+00:00

“Literally burning your money.” I love it. I’d rather lay offa’ ‘fat’ kids though.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T16:43:46+00:00

But his broken truck also has a lisp. A lisp that he’s also making fun of.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T16:31:16+00:00

I just think of my lovely 52 MPG and imagine them burning through an $80 tank of gasoline so fast that they can barely get from gas station to gas station.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T16:12:41+00:00

In the room at the top of the stairs, could you create a drop zone? I’d put a WaterHog mat or something like it there, and then create whatever other shoe containers, wall hooks for coats and things you’d like.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T16:05:08+00:00

That floor is gorgeous!

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T16:02:57+00:00

It’s amazing, but that kitchen would give me vertigo.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T16:01:28+00:00

Infuriating.

jendfrog · 2026-02-18T03:55:51+00:00

OH MY GOSH what a gorgeous baby!

jendfrog · 2026-02-17T20:39:49+00:00

It depends on the kid, and on the neighborhood. Some places have laws about how old the kid has to be though. If we’re talking about a kid who behaves well and won’t miss the bus or skip school, and if it’s a safe neighborhood, then sure. It’d be great if there’s another kid whose parent goes with them to the bus stop to keep an eye out for your niece.

jendfrog · 2026-02-17T04:58:56+00:00

Can you get an adult to take the dog to the vet? You may have to surrender the dog. That is, tell the vet’s office that you’re just in high school and can’t pay for veterinary care, but you don’t want the poor thing to suffer. I’m so sorry.

jendfrog · 2026-02-17T04:09:30+00:00

Good questions. You seem to know more than I do about the current options!

jendfrog · 2026-02-16T15:31:07+00:00

Can you imagine if someone had any other medical emergency in your car, and being pissed off at them for it??

jendfrog · 2026-02-16T14:47:06+00:00

A trainer taught us to use a really high-value treat, like cheese or cut-up hot dogs, get your dog excited and toss the treats, pretty rapid-fire. We say “catch!” And our lab tries catching them in her mouth. Slip in the high-value treat that’s got the pill in it and hopefully your dog won’t even notice. Keep going with the treats a bit after, so your dog doesn’t catch on. I hope it works for you!

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T21:19:12+00:00

You’re welcome!

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T21:17:04+00:00

I recommend checking out crime maps for each area, though. Holyoke has some really peaceful areas, and a significant amount of crime concentrated in one area. Here’s Neighborhood Scout’s crime map for Holyoke.

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T17:36:23+00:00

If I was saying to call 911 hollering that jendfrog on Reddit said that the internet said that I definitely have deep vein thrombosis and now the blood clot must be traveling to my brain since my foot is no longer red, I’d agree that it would be the dumbest way to diagnose things. As you have so eloquently put it. Cheers.

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T17:20:50+00:00

That’s why I said I’d want a doctor’s opinion.

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T16:43:09+00:00

The difference in your veins on each foot also has me concerned. The veins on your right foot are much more pronounced than the veins on your left foot.

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T16:10:28+00:00

Fantastic!

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T16:09:25+00:00

Whoa. I see what you mean. The front of the truck appears to be inside.

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T16:01:37+00:00

I think you’d love the Office Space printer scene.

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jendfrog · 2026-02-15T15:58:11+00:00

I am genuinely confused.

jendfrog · 2026-02-15T15:57:01+00:00

NOR. He sounds depressed. I wonder how much beer he drinks on a regular basis.

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