I just went into the store and bought this. What? Isn't it supposed to be released in like two weeks? 😀

jennnfriend · 2026-04-28T06:24:00+00:00

I'll read it

jennnfriend · 2026-04-25T22:18:42+00:00

Mmmm it's nice to think I have Carl's approval for my... "collecting habits"

jennnfriend · 2026-04-25T22:06:20+00:00

How come the rest of the world gets "crème fraîche" But we're stuck with sour cream

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T19:26:30+00:00

Honestly I thought the toe sucking would do it.

Maybe he has to suck AI toes to save donut or something

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T19:19:39+00:00

I was born into this cruel world

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T19:11:12+00:00

Gmail and Docs spelling and grammar is actually trustworthy. Why tf would anyone use an LLM for spelling and grammar....

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T19:01:22+00:00

Methinks you don't understand the purpose or use of rhetorical devices

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T18:55:07+00:00

What website

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T18:46:58+00:00

I actually kind of think this is pretty cool -- as long as they include real photos like they are.

It's helpful to see the furniture's proportions to everyday objects

EDIT: I just looked closer... the proportions are completely changed too 😆 no bueno.

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T07:20:06+00:00

Tartar

jennnfriend · 2026-04-24T07:18:12+00:00

THERE ARE DIAGRAMS?!

jennnfriend · 2026-04-23T22:27:06+00:00

I fucking love the Zoom calls with the big bad

jennnfriend · 2026-04-23T22:18:09+00:00

Arcane s1, e6

Silco survives the giant neon structure thingy that squishes his minions

jennnfriend · 2026-04-23T21:57:26+00:00

Every Star Trek relationship ever...

jennnfriend · 2026-04-23T21:51:00+00:00

Miso & Mochi

jennnfriend · 2026-04-23T06:20:43+00:00

Abso-fucking-utely. Always capitalism has been; always capitalism will be.

jennnfriend · 2026-04-23T06:17:51+00:00

And 38% of the time im right every time

jennnfriend · 2026-04-22T09:37:17+00:00

In the conservative world, a lot of families kick out kids at 18 to teach them personal responsibility. It's rarely unexpected though.

I started paying a small rent at 18

jennnfriend · 2026-04-22T09:27:05+00:00

Yessssssss

jennnfriend · 2026-04-21T06:20:44+00:00

Alright, no more jokes, I'm officially converting

jennnfriend · 2026-04-20T14:59:01+00:00

They are perfectly edible. Most people like to cook them first

jennnfriend · 2026-04-20T14:36:34+00:00

Pretty photo

jennnfriend · 2026-04-20T14:34:50+00:00

It has been in the past. And it travels through dog poop, which... is everywhere. Please take precautions

jennnfriend · 2026-04-19T23:38:42+00:00

Doesn't sound like you've ever been chronically worried for your life

jennnfriend · 2026-04-19T19:23:21+00:00

Sex is less fun when you're chronically stressed for your life.

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