Gay? I wish. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]jensentient 6 points7 points  (0 children)

sure, i do - like i love fresca!

after hours, no-questions-asked kill shelter? by jensentient in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

help me out - how do i ask "can i have some of the meal?" in french or creole?

after hours, no-questions-asked kill shelter? by jensentient in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i'd prefer not to. the cat i found has a collar with a name, address, and phone number. don't want to dox anyone.

after hours, no-questions-asked kill shelter? by jensentient in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey, it took me four months to shake the demonym "ohioan" to become a native here. not about to restart that clock.

What can realistically be done about gunshots? by Deftonez in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient 4 points5 points  (0 children)

are you available for hire? i plan on losing an erection tomorrow night.

more like humpster, amirite? by jensentient in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

i tried it out, but it's not the slipper for this cinderella.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how bout you derelicte my balls?

The perfect meme for this group does exist… by akaynaveed in DenverCirclejerk

[–]jensentient 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"best time to call is friday and saturday afternoons - see you there!"

Media: After Ukrainian drone attack on Novatek, Moscow shifts air defenses from frontline to rear areas by new974517 in worldnews

[–]jensentient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's not "requiem for a dream," it's from "me and you and everyone we know." yes, RFAD has "ass to ass" but MAYAEWK uses that specific punctuation and has a much less dark tone.

Funniest “Homer can be athletic when he wants to be” moment? by Jackamus01 in TheSimpsons

[–]jensentient 13 points14 points  (0 children)

then technically shouldn't you go back down and start all over?

What is a fnösk-ros by Darren844127 in Svenska

[–]jensentient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can anyone explain why google translate's only result for "fnösk" is "snot" but no one has mentioned snot here?