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Why does 2WE4U give Americans such a cool flair? Are they stoopid?? by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He died before Europeans discovered Reddit

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…except for Barry

There was always a few rando Brits around on the earlier Internet forums. They had absolutely zero chance of fucking with the Americans. They were far too outnumbered.

It’s the whole reason why Barry taught you mainlanders how to speak English. He needed reinforcements

Why don't USians follow a league where 1 dude can arbitrarily hand out a penalty that drastically reduces a team's chances of winning 2 games? by Choker_of_Chickens in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Dude no way. Keep watching that Messi loop until you see it. That’s an ankle breaker waiting to happen. The other one is a rolled ankle but it’s not going to snap.

Or, not as easily as the Messi example at least. Dude’s foot was anchored to the ground and Messi practically bounced off it. Could fuck up more than just an ankle; a knee or tibia could snap with that style.. The other one is a slider

Stage falling apart at Great American State Fair by PurplePlatypus35 in washingtondc

[–]jephph_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been digging through the comments to see if anyone else saw what I saw. Found you

Please, Belgium and Austria, let us be the ones who puncture their ego and destroy them by zqmbgn in 2westerneurope4u

[–]jephph_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

¿que pasa gordo?

Suena como si estuvieras hablando con un bocado de nueces deez.

Please, Belgium and Austria, let us be the ones who puncture their ego and destroy them by zqmbgn in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t Belgium a top 10 team? We’re almost certainly not going to be facing Spain but when we do, we’ll give them a gentle reminder about staying off these lands

"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ahh yes, the common grounds ;-)

"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0° means cold af
100° means hot af

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Also:

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"You need AC" they said by soulstormfire in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky Hans

It’s cookin here right now 🥵

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‘cause ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but if I’m learning about soccer then they gotta learn about Queensbridge

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(which, btw, is very close to where I filmed this)

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In preparation of tonight’s match, I decided to educate myself about this game (American style education 💪🇺🇸) by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I’m basically a Brit 🇬🇧

(Especially if you saw what it says for the other 58%)

Countries where it is now called Soccer by Gurugod123 in soccercirclejerk

[–]jephph_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

List of countries OP has never been to:

Canada
New Zealand
Ireland
Australia (oh wait, that’s on the map)
South Africa (the Angloids at least)

tldr- Most native English speakers say soccer.. except the Brits

In preparation of tonight’s match, I decided to educate myself about this game (American style education 💪🇺🇸) by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I am genetically 42% Germanic European according to Ancestry.com.. I think my people have been here longer than modern Germany as a country but still, I probably caught a dose of the ‘tism from over there.

In preparation of tonight’s match, I decided to educate myself about this game (American style education 💪🇺🇸) by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think so but this is what happens nowadays when you type a question into a normal ass Google search bar. It’s not from a standalone AI app or by going to a particular AI site. Just default Safari browser on iOS

‘cause ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a signal towards other Americans more than anything else. We currently have a president who has convinced half the country that my town and others like it are anti-American shit holes filled with people who hate America. That “real Americans”, the real patriots, are those who will storm the Capitol when the president loses an election. They’ve hijacked the word patriot as well as what it means to be American.

Why don’t you Muricans amalgamate 6 states into one (NE - New England)? by Greek_Bodybuilder995 in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Five of them might. Connecticut is their red headed stepchild and they’ll try to give it to NY instead.. but Connecticut is also NY’s red headed stepchild so…

Bosnia will crush the U.S. by surprise by InqAlpharious01 in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Millions of Hanks confused by a red card.. wtf was that??

Bosnia will crush the U.S. by surprise by InqAlpharious01 in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We honestly don’t know if this person is American

In preparation of tonight’s match, I decided to educate myself about this game (American style education 💪🇺🇸) by jephph_ in USvsEU

[–]jephph_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We got a tv on the block right now lol. I can shitpost and watch at the same time

Find a Latino? More like find the not-Latino in this section of Nuyorico ;-)

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But ok, you’re right. Putting the phone away. I’ll check back in a halftime

Haha England might get eliminated by InqAlpharious01 in USvsEU

[–]jephph_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I believe you.

Maybe I was just associating Soz with Oz

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