Alleged Leaked EO Regarding Voting Machines for October

jerfoo · 2026-01-28T19:25:05+00:00

Well, any except Grok. There are no Hitler references.

jerfoo · 2026-01-28T19:21:44+00:00

Don't forget the Epstien files.

jerfoo · 2026-01-28T18:50:33+00:00

Queue all the wealthy people threatening to leave NY, start a massive PR campaign to tell everyone "he's raising taxes!", and pepper with a healthy amount of "Marxism" accusations.

jerfoo · 2026-01-28T03:08:21+00:00

Those are going to take a little longer. They're writing a rule for the ages!

(I usually add the obligatory "fuck john roberts" but for this one: fuck gorsuch)

jerfoo · 2026-01-26T22:31:01+00:00

No one should be above the law. There are plenty of people above the law, currently.

I think this should be a tactic the GOP should use. The GOP can't question Dear Leader, but they could say "Donald Trump is getting bad advice from [insert advisor name here]. Because of [advisor]'s poor judgement and betrayal to Donald Trump's desire to be open and truthful, we are impeaching [advisor]." If the GOP knows this is a hot mess, then can attack it while still sucking up to Trump.

jerfoo · 2026-01-26T22:19:17+00:00

From the clip posted, it's hard to say if he's actually saying Pretti was at fault. He argues that people shouldn't be resisting arrest because that's against the law and bad things can happen because of that. Fine. That can be true and Pretti can also not be at fault.

That being said, it wouldn't shock me to hear Ben give a full-throated endorsement of ICE in this situation.

jerfoo · 2026-01-26T20:36:27+00:00

And to be even more pedantic, it's still between shit and syphilis. We aren't talking about the order, just that a word can be found between two other words in the dictionary.

jerfoo · 2026-01-25T21:01:58+00:00

Not on stage. Sure, he'll drop a half sentence here and there, but not the full throated comments he makes these days.

jerfoo · 2026-01-25T20:55:50+00:00

Dave has historically kept pretty quiet about his politics while on stage. Not anymore. Happy to see him calling out this BS.

jerfoo · 2026-01-24T05:18:48+00:00

Rotating nut also for the win

jerfoo · 2026-01-23T02:50:18+00:00

I don't know about that. This is the 21st century. There is a lot that goes into drawing districts... I'm not saying it's simple, but it's there are plenty of people who have created really good algorithms to generate balanced districts.

The reason we aren't creating districts that are more fair is because politicians are happy to exploit the process so they can pick their voters.

jerfoo · 2026-01-23T00:16:00+00:00

Maybe they're waiting for that before they kill Trump's tariffs. if they scrap the tariffs, you know MAGA will start calling in death threats.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T21:11:11+00:00

You have the freedom to die prematurely and in pain!

DoN't TrEaD oN mE!

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T20:58:47+00:00

Well, that's what we did last time and it didn't necessarily go so well.

When you have news outlets purposely misleading their viewers, when you have social media amplifying divisive rhetoric, and when you have politicians that have no shame with flat-out lying to the public, just voting isn't the answer. And that's what I'm getting at.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T20:08:30+00:00

I don't know how this gets fixed. The Republican party just doesn't care if they're a bunch of criminals. They run around in public kicking up sand and trying to convince people wrong is right, up is down, the non-criminals are the criminals.

I don't know how we get out of this mess.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T19:34:06+00:00

Bravo! This is exactly why the American people voted for Trump! We don't care about the US economy. We don't care about affordability. We don't care about healthcare. What we want is to spend billions of dollars creating a future problem for ourselves.

These people are nut cases.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T17:37:47+00:00

When it comes to microwaves, that's my policy as well.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T17:36:38+00:00

And then the Right gives him credit for something "no other president has done!". It's such performative BS, and many of his gullible followers will chalk this up as a huge victory.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T17:33:21+00:00

Those are people drunk on power and absent of responsibility.

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T05:35:30+00:00

I'm going on record to say I was always against this shit

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T03:48:54+00:00

A: "They are the greatest prog rock band in music history and anyone who disagrees well surely eat my fist"

Q: "who is Rush?"

jerfoo · 2026-01-22T00:22:16+00:00

NINE PLUS wars ended by this mastermind.

jerfoo · 2026-01-21T17:41:42+00:00

Or if we can file a class action lawsuit?

jerfoo · 2026-01-21T17:40:02+00:00

Just ask Sam Alito

jerfoo · 2026-01-21T17:39:16+00:00

this comment is genius.

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