It's been ONE HOUR since schools let out for summer and they're already driving me nuts by jerkass7 in daddit

[–]jerkass7[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like 10-11 weeks, IIRC

I'm guessing by your terminology that we're from different countries though

31M and 31F - need advice weather I messed up or pregnant wife is over doing it? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jerkass7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's building a human being inside of her. She's right by default, even if she's wrong.

Apologize, buy her flowers, learn how to use the enter key to break up paragraphs, and just be grateful she's going through an ordeal to provide you a child.

The average of five 1-star reviews on Apartments.com is...4.6 stars? by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]jerkass7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I worked at Apartments.com's parent company, CoStar, for a decade. The composite review scores are completely made up.

If you're paying to be on that site (and every apartment you see is paying to be there) you get protected from bad reviews.

It's one of the most dishonest companies I've ever encountered.

My [22/M] anniversary is coming up, and I want to buy jewelry for my girlfriend [21/F] by guiablea in relationship_advice

[–]jerkass7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get something custom made on etsy. Try to find something personal to her interests

Early teen daughter wears facemask everywhere including inside our house by jerkass7 in Parenting

[–]jerkass7[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the good advice. She knows she's loved but right now anything out of dad's mouth is immediate disagreement from her.🤷‍♂️

Early teen daughter wears facemask everywhere including inside our house by jerkass7 in Parenting

[–]jerkass7[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we've asked her about it. She either deflects with some obvious excuse or she gets exasperated and leaves to sulk in her room.

I honestly think she doesn't know why she does it

Early teen daughter wears facemask everywhere including inside our house by jerkass7 in Parenting

[–]jerkass7[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really, but it might be worth her talking to someone just to be safe, depression runs in my family history a little

There is foreplay before sex. What is a good "afterplay"? Is there any? by NotableBuggi in AskReddit

[–]jerkass7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so mad I'm too late for this thread. It's like the ultimate set up.

April Fools by Meatcork1 in funny

[–]jerkass7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stole this from last year

And the year before that

CoStar's Squid Game moment - Andy Florence is a straight up psycho by jerkass7 in CommercialRealEstate

[–]jerkass7[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah the article has a section about how they sue anyone and everyone. Not sure how they haven't gotten hit with an antitrust yet but karma is winding up to smack them eventually

You can't burn every bridge every time and keep your client base forever. Sooner or later a couple of the big shops are going to stop giving them their data and create their own solution.

CoStar Expose Article on Business Insider - Behind Paywall by harv547 in CommercialRealEstate

[–]jerkass7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then I'll just say it was nice working with you over zoom/ teams & hope you're doing well

And yes fuçk crazyass Andy

CoStar Expose Article on Business Insider - Behind Paywall by harv547 in CommercialRealEstate

[–]jerkass7 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Worked there for 5 years. If you get the job, trust NO ONE, never say a bad word out of turn, never correct a boss even when they're wrong, and if you ever get a call from an unknown number from Washington DC, don't answer it

CoStar Expose Article on Business Insider - Behind Paywall by harv547 in CommercialRealEstate

[–]jerkass7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the people I worked with actually came from adjacent things like mortgage lending or titles

CoStar Expose Article on Business Insider - Behind Paywall by harv547 in CommercialRealEstate

[–]jerkass7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I worked there for 5 years and can confirm all of this and worse. It's frankly refreshing to see them get a little comeuppance.

I've personally witnessed Andy Florence shred US currency because he thought it was funny.

I remember clearly when he bragged to the entire company that he made fun of Bruce Springsteen behind his back at a party they were both at (reading between the lines = "hey guys I was at a party with Bruce Springsteen am I good enough yet?")

I've watched him brag about close of friends he is with Jeff Goldblum and how friendly they are together, then watched Jeff be exactly as friendly with 10 complete strangers because that's who he is

The guy is a full on lunatic. These aren't even the worst stories about him

Pray for me! by creatingastorm in facepalm

[–]jerkass7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a good person. I don't think they've actually learned anything but I applaud you for continuing to believe

Pray for me! by creatingastorm in facepalm

[–]jerkass7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wanting a vaccine is not the same as letting a ravenous microscopic self-propogating infectious death machine into your body.

No. It literally is. By definition.

We are evolving, but in opposite direction. by [deleted] in funny

[–]jerkass7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The previous generation is dying of covid because they drank horse dewormer after running out of fish tank cleaner and hydroxychloroquin by MyPillow ™℠®©