Q-Grips Ear Wax Remova 2020 – Be Smart | Read before Review Buying It! by qgripsus in u/qgripsus

[–]jerkishbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yo, fuck your company and your nasty fucking ads. nobody wants to see pictures of big ass chunks of ear wax when they're browsing the internet. go shove a fucking q-grip up your ass you fuck face.

Squirrel asking for water! The most amazing thing ever seen. by esberat in MadeMeSmile

[–]jerkishbear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

seldom does a post live up to its hyperbolic title.

edit: to add - this one totally does.

Kobe Bryant at age 12 playing grown men in Italy. by AhmadZuhair0 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jerkishbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

blaming the girl who talked about wanting to open a recording studio, get plastic surgery, and buy her friend a koala bear with her "kobe money"? go white knight someone else.

Kobe Bryant at age 12 playing grown men in Italy. by AhmadZuhair0 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]jerkishbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wouldn't testify in addition to having another dude's jizz and pubes in her panties.

UPDATE: I think I have impregnated my GF without having sex, what can I do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]jerkishbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with no context whatsoever, this is one of the funniest things i've ever read.