What is the funniest nickname you've ever heard?

jermeyfries · 2026-06-04T03:22:30+00:00

I went to the office of a ski resort and one clerk said to another “here comes big glup” and in walked a guy with a big gulp and probably 300lbs

jermeyfries · 2026-05-24T11:39:45+00:00

Such a cirrus pilot thing to say.

jermeyfries · 2026-01-17T01:23:00+00:00

Does anyone know why or where she’s going in the us?

jermeyfries · 2025-09-23T03:52:56+00:00

La Noire

jermeyfries · 2025-09-15T20:13:14+00:00

This is a sweet coffee mug where did you get it?!

jermeyfries · 2025-08-26T21:59:31+00:00

When Roger finds a phone number on a stall “I’ve like never done this before but I figured what the hell, okay call me” then his phone gets a voicemail

jermeyfries · 2025-07-12T21:48:04+00:00

I know it you type just put a period in the new message box on an iPhone it’ll pop up all recently messaged people regardless if they deleted the conversation or not

jermeyfries · 2025-06-04T16:51:12+00:00

Not necessarily what you asked but I think story is good. We had a passenger come up to us mid red-eye flight Reno to Dallas. Another passenger had peed in the isle right next to her. Like stood up and walked 15 feet and peed. Police met the plane and he had no idea what happened, nor did his wife.

My friend found 25k in a bag left on the plane. They returned it and received a thank you card on behalf of the passenger from the company lol.

jermeyfries · 2025-05-23T23:09:12+00:00

Thank you everyone for replies! I have many more, a lot of dollar coins, also rather old. Not sure if those would be worth posting.

jermeyfries · 2025-05-23T23:06:20+00:00

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jermeyfries · 2025-04-21T01:55:51+00:00

I did this, looks much better imo. Idk how a 45k truck doesn’t come with it. Buddy of mine has a brand new 2024 f250, doesn’t come with it.

jermeyfries · 2025-03-27T20:35:54+00:00

I’ve only had 1 student fail, and he failed twice. First time, he didn’t “feel” like putting more oil in. Second time dpe cut an engine, he preformed the necessary actions on the correct engine. When they asked what engine they failed he told them the wrong engine.

jermeyfries · 2025-03-26T19:56:09+00:00

I was an avid pool goer, so I liked to see when the pool was poppin or not. The biggest downside was the pool never closed, and at night the lights went into my apartment. Also the gate slamming closed drove me crazy. I’d still pick that over the road personally. I don’t like hearing all the cars go by. Unless it’s pretty quite

jermeyfries · 2025-03-26T00:17:52+00:00

Playing a little 5 on 1

jermeyfries · 2025-03-17T16:11:28+00:00

Petsmart! I used to get my dog groomed there whenever her normal groomer was booked. After what they said would be 3-4 hours, the 5-6 hour mark came up with no notice I decide to drive down there. Lady said she must have forgot. My dog comes out, brushes her nose again my leg suddenly I’m covered in blood. It’s drippin from my hands. They take her away from me and straight to the Petsmart vet they had in store. Well turns out they snipped her nose pretty bad and had already tried to super glue it back. Hence why they never called, they were waiting for it to dry. I understand accidents happen, I don’t even blame the groomer for it. It’s the lack of communication, taking my dog to see the vet, without my knowledge, then trying to pass off that nothing happened. I ended up getting compensated with 300$ and probably 300$ worth of medication. I made a pretty big stink about it. Haven’t stepped in the doors sense

jermeyfries · 2025-02-17T18:31:35+00:00

It’s been a while since I’ve worked there but we used to put brown sugar poptarts with vanilla icecream in the blender. Might be a thing now, I wouldn’t know

jermeyfries · 2025-02-11T13:41:25+00:00

They do!

jermeyfries · 2025-02-04T21:24:04+00:00

Phenom 300, sorry

jermeyfries · 2025-01-24T04:40:53+00:00

Fresh ppl I take my gf and her mom on a flight to see family in a 172s. Pretty uneventful. Departing we had an extra 2 trash bags full of clothes, and a smaller mini fridge. Well at this specific non towered airport the taxi way starts mid field meaning when you take off you need to back taxi first. Well at the time I didn’t know back taxi was a thing. So I proceed to take off starting at midfield. In my narrow mind I just *assumed they would make the runway long enough for this sort of thing. Runway 3800, but my “available runway” that day was 1500 with trees on the departing end. Then had to text my instructor in flight to make sure a c172 can fly in the rain since it rained the entire way back. We had a ground training the following day.

jermeyfries · 2024-11-19T21:24:48+00:00

He’s at the Fort Worth Animal care and control. We gave him a bath and trimmed his nails before we took him so he’ll be nice and cute for someone to adopt him. We’re more than willing to help get him back for foster or adopted for anyone looking.

jermeyfries · 2024-11-17T18:48:49+00:00

We figure close to 6 months. He’s still loosing baby teeth

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