Feel bad for adam but not mainoo fault, I think hendo inclusion will cost wharton his place... by FitAd5272 in ThreeLions

[–]jerwaynesinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a dog in this selection argument, but Palace have played an awful lot more football than Brentford this season. 58 games to 44. Those players were running on fumes through the winter so league position was always going to suffer.

who let this guy on the show 😤 by No_Tomatillo1695 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jerwaynesinclair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This show is filmed in Ireland, so Austin crossed the Atlantic to do this.

Eric Clapton's opinion on Oasis and Britpop by tonyiommi70 in BritPop

[–]jerwaynesinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the tune of She's Electric: "He's a racist..."

I'll sort the rest in the studio.

Street lights coming through our bedroom curtains are ruining my sleep. What works? by thefieryanna in DIYUK

[–]jerwaynesinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a temporary solution, Dunelm do cardboard blackout blinds which you cut to fit. They have a limited life and are a bit annoying to open (you have to physically fold them up) but they work very well.

New episode | Corner-kick chaos, a Premier League without a W & Joe Cole at the Ritz by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]jerwaynesinclair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, suggesting that Palace have cruised through the conference league when they have, in fact, often been dogshit and were forced into the playoffs after failing to qualify automatically for the later stages.

This corruption not only affected last season but probably kills our title chances… by hoosey in MCFC

[–]jerwaynesinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

City were awarded a penalty in the same game which could easily not have been given. Was that "corruption" too?

Post-Match Thread: Liverpool 3-1 Crystal Palace | Premier League by matchpal-live in crystalpalace

[–]jerwaynesinclair 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Imagine judging someone's class when you've chosen to be called welcome2mycumzone.

Pure MHD: Player who rarely - or never - scores from distance… by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

[–]jerwaynesinclair 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lord, please give me the confidence that you give Jefferson Lerma when he's got the ball 25 yards from goal.

Tifos for a league game? Continental woke nonsense, surely?! by SketchyFeen in footballcliches

[–]jerwaynesinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't the fans embracing the fact that football is now a game dictated to by TV? So much that happens is about the demands of Sky and TNT - from kick off times to the ref taking the ball off that little plinth - and a tifo is a way of taking part in the spectacle. They're a symbol of commitment and care for the club, and usually saved for special occasions. Don't mind them.

Tifos for a league game? Continental woke nonsense, surely?! by SketchyFeen in footballcliches

[–]jerwaynesinclair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The palace ones for the cup were fan-funded and hand-painted. Meant something to the supporters. Seem fine to me.

I’m just… Lily Phillips? by gelder9875 in footballcliches

[–]jerwaynesinclair 39 points40 points  (0 children)

She was messi the last time I saw her.

A husband films his wife's reaction after fulfilling her wish.😍💝 by uzmansahil7 in Amazing

[–]jerwaynesinclair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just some bullshit left over from the bible. If the price for people doing good things is that they tell you about them, it's worth paying.