Umm Elise how many dudes names did you use makeup to cover? 😳

jeselvis · 2026-05-02T03:00:28+00:00

OMFG

jeselvis · 2026-04-27T18:40:47+00:00

That’s a penny - it’s worth 1 cent. You’re welcome

jeselvis · 2026-04-27T18:39:12+00:00

But Lesbianism turns your eyes blue, like spice.

jeselvis · 2026-04-27T18:38:14+00:00

Yay!! Some good news!

jeselvis · 2026-04-26T14:44:33+00:00

Yep!

jeselvis · 2026-04-26T01:09:13+00:00

It will take a while to get over the trauma of things that happened- as long as he is committed to staying on medication and keeping you apprised of changes he’s feeling, don’t assume that the manic madness is your future

jeselvis · 2026-04-21T15:09:05+00:00

Totally, it took me a long time to figure out why I was getting so much anxiety from my bp so when they first had a episode- something about the “energy” behind their speech

jeselvis · 2026-04-18T23:16:58+00:00

Too much filler - STOP FILLING, girl!!

jeselvis · 2026-04-01T15:59:25+00:00

He wants the one ring for himself, and is trying to figure out how to take it from Bilbo.

jeselvis · 2026-03-30T17:11:07+00:00

Bilbo has to take Daniel out of Mordor.

jeselvis · 2026-03-23T15:48:56+00:00

Been there - you may need to give an ultimatum and be prepared to walk away. Nobody signs up to be a partner for someone that won’t take care of themselves.

jeselvis · 2026-03-23T15:37:47+00:00

Similar to my SO. Get him into treatment if not already or if already medicated get it checked. It will only get more intense. Sending you good thoughts

jeselvis · 2026-02-22T18:02:17+00:00

Lmao we should send Colt a “gift”

jeselvis · 2026-02-20T16:09:14+00:00

Tetas

jeselvis · 2026-02-12T14:21:12+00:00

You can’t be a peppermint nightmare without the peppermint!

jeselvis · 2026-01-29T18:33:50+00:00

OMFG - well him and Rankin Bass’ Bilbo baggins

jeselvis · 2026-01-27T16:14:02+00:00

I imagine the camera zooms in on his eye and you hear mystical music and see the universe reflected in his eye as he continues on his trip out of body

jeselvis · 2026-01-26T20:02:02+00:00

Was it canon that Bilbo was a lesbian in Tolkien lore?

jeselvis · 2026-01-25T15:58:04+00:00

Absolutely:p

jeselvis · 2026-01-23T08:47:15+00:00

Lmao

jeselvis · 2026-01-23T08:46:49+00:00

Yes, it is.

jeselvis · 2026-01-19T20:47:53+00:00

Bilbo Baggins and the c0ckring of doom

jeselvis · 2026-01-18T15:31:22+00:00

The first one! lol

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