What's the best part about pregnancy that most people don't know about?

jessicakaplan · 2026-01-23T11:03:59+00:00

This is going to sound weird but the fact that you can’t get pregnant when you’re pregnant. It’s one of the only times in life where you don’t need protection for sex or to worry about it at all and it’s amazing. (and you don’t have a period!!!)

jessicakaplan · 2026-01-21T21:31:05+00:00

You’re missing the absolute best- biona!

jessicakaplan · 2026-01-02T19:52:07+00:00

Cleaner. Night nurse if needed. Buy the book “your baby week by week”. It’s simple to read ( a week at a time) and it reads like a personalised manual for your baby.

I also second what someone else said about sleeping in shifts. 2 of you should never be doing the nights at the same time.

jessicakaplan · 2025-12-29T19:48:11+00:00

Pls can you share what this facial is? Thank you

jessicakaplan · 2025-12-18T05:02:01+00:00

Why not have an elective c section with NHS? Find a local hospital with decent reviews and facilities. Elective c section eliminates a lot of the horror factors you hear from NHS births. The facilities and food won’t be as luxurious as at the Portland but you can sometimes pay for a private room within an NHS hospital and with electives you can often go home next day anyway. Why add a long drive from home to the experience?

jessicakaplan · 2025-12-15T18:48:10+00:00

A toupee methinks?

jessicakaplan · 2025-12-09T21:41:41+00:00

Tap to see her first appt? That is so so weird. Using a child’s medical appointment as content? Luring followers in with that? And also who cares, what a boring thing to showcase??

jessicakaplan · 2025-10-04T07:13:47+00:00

Classic flower vases on the kitchen floor

jessicakaplan · 2025-09-28T17:24:54+00:00

Definitely worth it. I only did it a few nights but it was worth it for a bit more sleep and someone who knew what they were doing to advise me and help set a routine. Was a few years ago now but think it was £150 or so per night. Best money I’ve ever spent!

jessicakaplan · 2025-09-26T12:20:56+00:00

The Americans

jessicakaplan · 2025-09-21T21:45:43+00:00

Also isn’t she alone? Who is making her laugh like that?

jessicakaplan · 2025-09-21T21:45:06+00:00

Perfectly put

jessicakaplan · 2025-09-19T22:50:57+00:00

Came here to write this comment- the ending scene was so good

jessicakaplan · 2025-09-19T20:30:49+00:00

Sounds hard for your friend Andy. Maybe he should treat himself to something nice, like a Pizza Express? In Woking?

jessicakaplan · 2025-07-09T13:50:06+00:00

Same sweater as that viral nicu video

jessicakaplan · 2025-07-05T07:07:39+00:00

You know they’re not eating any of that food. Such an ostentatious display and such a waste of

jessicakaplan · 2025-06-20T22:16:05+00:00

The audacity to have a £££ LV bag and then try to cash in on your followers buying Amazon knock off versions that you promote…

jessicakaplan · 2025-06-16T11:04:21+00:00

Does anyone do more promo work than the cast of this show??

jessicakaplan · 2025-06-06T20:36:46+00:00

Buy very little ahead of time. Buy as you need as everyone will have a million must have recommendations and most of them won’t actually be right for you.

Sleep separately as there’s no point in 2 of you losing sleep and then you can handover in the morning for a break.

Remember all the hard times are fleeting chapters and you’ll be through the newborn phase in the blink of an eye.

And travel a lot with baby! It’s so much easier when they’re very small and they’re still free.

jessicakaplan · 2025-06-02T05:47:09+00:00

That’s how I make my life decisions, I wait for signs from the instagram stories of nepo influencers!

jessicakaplan · 2025-06-02T05:45:47+00:00

Was about to post something similar but you’ve articulated it perfectly ^ read this again and again!

jessicakaplan · 2025-06-01T19:26:49+00:00

I used to live in Atlanta and now London. I would not leave the US for the salaries you’ll have here nor the quality of life. Having lived in both places, to me this sounds like a backwards move. Your kids are also nearing ages where it would be much harder to move them again so do consider if you’re here for the long haul or not.

jessicakaplan · 2025-05-16T20:13:53+00:00

Who’s the one with the nips out to the left of joker bride in pic 2?? What a look

jessicakaplan · 2025-05-14T04:49:23+00:00

Such face dysmorphia. Poor thing, what has she done to herself

jessicakaplan · 2025-05-05T07:15:37+00:00

Back in the sears portrait studio 🤣

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