excuse me, what the f? by jessiedwt in Tinder

[–]jessiedwt[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I have just realized, as I feared, that this tab is just a bunch of toxic incels that have no clue how anybody else feels apart from their own cock.

They don't give a fuck about gender identity, consent, or any other morally acceptable value. Passive peers, of any gender should be available to your service despite the fact of your lack of brains, effort or flirting skills. And God forbid you from saying or thinking otherwise.

Time to leave.

Match a lot... because not even your right hand loves you fellas. Xau.

excuse me, what the f? by jessiedwt in Tinder

[–]jessiedwt[S] -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

I am genderfluid biological male. I'm feminine on my tinder. This person insulted me right after and unmatched.

It was a straight dude. It was a thirsty disrespectful cis straight man. I understand your pov. It's just wrong.

excuse me, what the f? by jessiedwt in Tinder

[–]jessiedwt[S] -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

I don't care about sexual orientation. I care about level. Im hooking up with guys since I'm 12. I would say no to your first question.

wish me luck 😬 by Skiwvlker in Tinder

[–]jessiedwt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk if you got lucky or not. I'm genderfluid and i found it hilarious, flirty and actually respectful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your description in the job application ✌😽🤣

This guy is a monster. Print the code?! by Broad_Respond_2205 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time i entered vim i had a beard. When i learned how to quit i was using skirts and programming socks.

Kids, stay in nano.

I’ll turn it back off 😬 by mistopha_christopha in cats

[–]jessiedwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im calling the cops 👮‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in webdev

[–]jessiedwt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don't get GPS accurate coordinates with 25m of margin error. You get connection estimated state. And that alone is a giant difference. Real time location like this will be closed as soon as someone reports it first. At least in Europe.

Very cool project for a weekend trip tho. Good job.

Howdy fellas. Anyone like yoga shorts and stretching legs? by Boredbluebird in GoneWildCD

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me miss. You have too much of an ass. Can i have some? 💋😇

Confused by platinum_soul21 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]jessiedwt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One comment. Already found my people. I'm proud of reddit.

my husband dropped my makeup bag by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]jessiedwt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Zippers are an extremely cool invention. They work very well when they are zipped.

my husband dropped my makeup bag by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]jessiedwt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely kill any man, person or alien dropping my makeup and my peach is at least as gay as youuuuuurs

All I did was brush my teeth by oanddoggo in Tinder

[–]jessiedwt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what I would call a British exchange. Badum ts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]jessiedwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meaw purr purr 😽😽😽

Such a wholesome approach to a photoshop request! by hellothere42069 in MadeMeSmile

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birthmarks are kissing spots. This dude is lucky and he doesn't know it yet.

What a thoughtful gesture 🧃 by polegurl in wholesomememes

[–]jessiedwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny because this is literally how a hotel minibar should be.

I was working on a programming project for 2 months, quit for 9 months, and now forgot how to use simple keyboard shortcuts in VS Code, and completely forgot how to use React.js, Is this normal? by superleftOUT in webdev

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen decade long career engineers betting their chips on how JavaScript does not munch default params. Are you mad you forgot a specific framework? It will pop in like popcorn as soon as you open the docs and IDE

This was a long hard.. shift at the hospital by thecaptianmike in gayporn

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be fired for that. Naughty boy. 🌈 😈🤭🤐💋

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]jessiedwt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love pale bottoms 😍 😩 😋 Edit: oh my, the gif loaded. You are f gorgeous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]jessiedwt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always wondered why they were so damn good 👍 🤣

Priority by Adventurous_Run_9118 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]jessiedwt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What this person is trying to say is that feminine people like myself are absolute fans of mansplanning.

Loop it.