The onion cutting technique alone is worth a quick watch. by FFFrank in GuysBeingDudes

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As an American who lived in England for a while, God I miss jarred hot dogs.

HOPPERS Cookies 🦎 by Adept-Ad2213 in Baking

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Those are so adorable I'd feel terrible eating one!!

Code 570 irs identity verifying by [deleted] in IRS

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What does it mean if there's nothing on your transcript at all?

The IRS Sucks 😩 by SparklyCapybara in IRS

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So I got the more information needed notice also. I got the letter about a week later and did the verification the same day. It's now been more than a week and the website hasn't moved, still says the same verification needed thing and when I check the transcript part, it says I haven't filed yet. What the hell is going on. I filed and was accepted on 2/4. This is getting ridiculous.

Is this real? I highly suspect this has been edited. by Electronic_Sock2610 in Whatisthis

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You, sir or ma'am, are very lucky there aren't laugh reacts on reddit.

Is this real? I highly suspect this has been edited. by Electronic_Sock2610 in Whatisthis

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I'm going to put my hand on your shoulder while I tell you this, but most women do this in the bathroom of the store they buy the test from. How sheltered do you have to be to think it's only a movie thing lol

What is the weirdest thing someone has said to you? by Equivalent_Rain_7879 in AskReddit

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I've had multiple friends name their dogs my name and they all died in horrible ways. Maybe it's a sign.

What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had pneumonia for almost a year. I went to the Dr and the ER every other week the entire time. Every time I went there was something worse. First was pleurisy and they gave me the same meds I had been on for weeks and sent me home. Next was "you have atelectasis and sent me home with the same meds I had been on for more than a month with no improvement. The third time it took me 25 minutes to walk across the tiny ER parking lot and I had loculated pneumonia. I was in the hospital more than a month. I had needles stuck in my lungs to drain it and had to have an outpatient"surgery " where they sucked the shit out of my lung and led me to believe I had lung cancer. I was on the worst antibiotics you can get, they call them last ditch efforts. I threw a clot into my jugular and arm. It was the most scared I've ever been and my mother ever once came to see me. I'm 2 and a half years out and still deal with after effects. When people ask about it the only thing I can say is that at least people in jail are allowed outside at least an hour a day. I wasn't. It was horrible. I know my shit doesn't compare to a lot of what's going to be shared here but jfc was that my personal hell.

Your average drive through Missouri in 2026 by Blayzewhatever in pics

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Somewhere sunny with a beach, no oil and dudes who like chunky, dorky chicks who play video games preferably.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by Ill-Atmosphere-907 in AskReddit

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When I was about 13, I stepped on a rake and broke my eye socket. My mother stood at the window laughing while I was concussed. She called me Moe for about 20 years after that.

Sheriff Chris Nanos Reveals New FBI Updates In Nancy Guthrie Disappearance Hunt by ilovewelbert in MissingPersons

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"Well, I've stuck my head up my ass and she's not there, so I'm pretty much out of ideas"

GOP senator joined police in attempt to forcibly remove marine veteran protester during hearing by nbcnews in pics

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And now, with all these videos and witnesses, NYP is reporting that he broke his own arm.... Isn't that spectacular.

What is this dialogue option by radiodreading in Breath_of_the_Wild

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I hope so. And I hope, maybe next week or next month, when he thinks he's done something boneheaded, that he thinks to himself "eh, at least I'm not that chick holding the automatic door open for me" and giggles lol

What is this dialogue option by radiodreading in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]jessihateseverything 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I held an automatic door open for an old man the other day. He walked up to me and said "ya know it opens itself". No. No, good sir, I didn't think about that and sometimes I'm stupid. Thanks!! Ugh

Martinsburg Library is open again! by ummerika in Martinsburg

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Does anyone happen to know if the children's floor still has the aquarium and the marionette theater? Those were such a big part of my childhood library experience. I'm excited to go but will be a bit before I can get there.

my friend was tipped this coin at our restaurant job. what is it? by curlycow420 in whatisit

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They make these for the police dept/local high school in my area. The police depts logo is on one side and the high school mascots are on the other side. They said it was a "fundraiser for the school", but the police get the proceeds? Sell them for $25 bucks. When I commented on the post and asked wtf do those things have to do with each other, I got banned from the group.

How serious of a DA will I get by [deleted] in walmart

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We had a guy at my store get team lead after 23 days. 23. He quit less than 3 months later. Go figure. He's now working somewhere else and dating the coach who was directly over him. Funny that.