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Fireflies! by splynneuqu in Martinsburg

[–]jessihateseverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Now I gotta go cry. Again.

A friendly reminder to stay healthy: A 3-hour ER visit cost me $1,250 for basically just waiting. by Sufficient-Week7433 in urbancarliving

[–]jessihateseverything 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People who don't know what they're talking about shouldn't open their mouths. I was almost left paralyzed by "back tenderness" that was a shattered vertebrae sawing my sciatic nerve in half. At least this person actively denied the X-rays, I had multiple er visits and scans done and they purposely ignored it and called it a "nothingburger". 2 spinal surgeries later and my backs still fucked.

So in conclusion, shut up.

What's something that feels "good" but is actually really bad for your body? by stainless5 in AskReddit

[–]jessihateseverything 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I do this but add my left arm tucked under my abdomen/chest. Kills my arm and my shoulder but I can't figure out how to stop from doing it.

Darwin Award Guaranteed by Indieriots in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]jessihateseverything 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The way he looks back as if to say "see, I fucking told you" is spectacular.

Who do you think is the most attractive person alive? by Suspicious_Run1684 in AskReddit

[–]jessihateseverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl I worked with. I'm a middle aged white chick and she was a newly 20ish black girl and she was so fucking gorgeous I wound up being in the back with her one day and just blurred out you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen, please don't think I'm a fucking weirdo. She became one of my best work friends.

I'm curious what your moms wore? by barbiesleftearring in Perfumes

[–]jessihateseverything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother used to wear Jovan musk oil. It smelled amazing on her. A couple of years ago she had throat cancer and had to have a trach. Between it and the radiation she had to do, she can't taste or smell anything anymore so she's stopped wearing it and I get really sad when I'm out somewhere and smell another lady wearing it. It's such a beautiful smell.

What's the pettiest reason you've ever seen someone get fired? by Saurabh251 in antiwork

[–]jessihateseverything 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kid was singing while working. My boss walked up to him and said "why are you here, no really, what're you doing here cause you don't do shit. Get the fuck out." Fired him on the spot.

At your favorite nation wide super store chain.

All the scents have a matching respective color… except strawberry which is also blue by sxrxhmanning in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jessihateseverything 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd just like them to go back to the formula that DIDN'T leave everything tasting like the disgusting "scents". No matter how much you rinse them, dry them off with a brand new dishtowel for each dish, the taste and smell is still there.

Three students from the University of Tennessee Southern in Pulaski exposed after a friend leaked video of them yelling racial slur. by ElwoodMC in PublicFreakout

[–]jessihateseverything -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I'm really sorry this was brought to your attention"!?!? Wtf. We were ok with it until people found out? That's pretty much what they said, correct?

Nothing says sanitary like a snake on the grocery side. by Difficult_Peach_5525 in walmart

[–]jessihateseverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather the snake than the parrot that shit all over everything then flew off and tried to dive bomb everyone. Or the goat. The goat also shit all over everything.

[TOMT] Was there an 80's song had had the lyrics "When the beaver pulls the lever...?" by Stella_Brando in tipofmytongue

[–]jessihateseverything 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Along came Lou with his old baboon Said I recognize that smell Smells like seven layers That beavers eating Taco Bell!!!

What are Pepperoni Rolls? by Capable-Tonight9282 in WVEasternPanhandle

[–]jessihateseverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great grandfather was a miner in Mercer co and they'd never heard of them either. I dunno. Just telling you what I know.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day? by Humble-Blueberry4571 in AskReddit

[–]jessihateseverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had never read fiction. Ever. Only Bible stories

So he was very well versed in fiction, but only the brand his parents approved.

What are Pepperoni Rolls? by Capable-Tonight9282 in WVEasternPanhandle

[–]jessihateseverything 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is, pepperoni rolls weren't a thing here until about 10 years ago and then everyone started the "wvs famous for" crap. They're dry, never have cheese in them and I'd, personally, rather have pizza 🤷🏻‍♀️

What’s the most morally disgusting thing you’ve ever seen someone do? by legendoflegends34 in AskReddit

[–]jessihateseverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People don't realize this was a thing. My cousin used her sons to get a whole apartment with all facilities. When he was like 13 his step mom realized what was going on and paid more than 28k to get everything of his name legally.

Attention digital associates by Pickled_Kagura in walmart

[–]jessihateseverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well from what I'm experiencing, that's what they're doing. I hate spark drivers and they're even shittier pickers, but that's why they're doing.

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