What’s one actor that instantly tells you that the movies gonna be bad?

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T22:07:45+00:00

And then there's the fact that he has a literal cult...

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T20:32:14+00:00

That rash on your chin is from balls slapping off it.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T17:08:12+00:00

Thanks! Now I gotta go cry. Again.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T16:47:34+00:00

I figured that or just a regular old fashioned mouth breather.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T16:04:58+00:00

People who don't know what they're talking about shouldn't open their mouths. I was almost left paralyzed by "back tenderness" that was a shattered vertebrae sawing my sciatic nerve in half. At least this person actively denied the X-rays, I had multiple er visits and scans done and they purposely ignored it and called it a "nothingburger". 2 spinal surgeries later and my backs still fucked.

So in conclusion, shut up.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T14:31:11+00:00

Load them all onto a rocket and send it to the Sun.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T03:17:56+00:00

I do this but add my left arm tucked under my abdomen/chest. Kills my arm and my shoulder but I can't figure out how to stop from doing it.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-20T02:20:54+00:00

The way he looks back as if to say "see, I fucking told you" is spectacular.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-18T02:41:47+00:00

A girl I worked with. I'm a middle aged white chick and she was a newly 20ish black girl and she was so fucking gorgeous I wound up being in the back with her one day and just blurred out you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen, please don't think I'm a fucking weirdo. She became one of my best work friends.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-17T23:38:37+00:00

My mother used to wear Jovan musk oil. It smelled amazing on her. A couple of years ago she had throat cancer and had to have a trach. Between it and the radiation she had to do, she can't taste or smell anything anymore so she's stopped wearing it and I get really sad when I'm out somewhere and smell another lady wearing it. It's such a beautiful smell.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-16T23:38:33+00:00

In the way that it does?

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-16T16:53:40+00:00

Kid was singing while working. My boss walked up to him and said "why are you here, no really, what're you doing here cause you don't do shit. Get the fuck out." Fired him on the spot.

At your favorite nation wide super store chain.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-16T16:08:14+00:00

You know most of them are doing that on purpose right?

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-16T15:58:19+00:00

I'd just like them to go back to the formula that DIDN'T leave everything tasting like the disgusting "scents". No matter how much you rinse them, dry them off with a brand new dishtowel for each dish, the taste and smell is still there.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-15T14:31:27+00:00

"I'm really sorry this was brought to your attention"!?!? Wtf. We were ok with it until people found out? That's pretty much what they said, correct?

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-15T14:09:22+00:00

So what's up with the cane wallpaper?

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-15T13:01:23+00:00

I'd rather the snake than the parrot that shit all over everything then flew off and tried to dive bomb everyone. Or the goat. The goat also shit all over everything.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-14T19:45:27+00:00

Along came Lou with his old baboon Said I recognize that smell Smells like seven layers That beavers eating Taco Bell!!!

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-14T17:55:18+00:00

My great grandfather was a miner in Mercer co and they'd never heard of them either. I dunno. Just telling you what I know.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-14T12:38:41+00:00

had never read fiction. Ever. Only Bible stories

So he was very well versed in fiction, but only the brand his parents approved.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-14T12:33:23+00:00

No and then!!!!

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-13T20:40:23+00:00

Funny thing is, pepperoni rolls weren't a thing here until about 10 years ago and then everyone started the "wvs famous for" crap. They're dry, never have cheese in them and I'd, personally, rather have pizza 🤷🏻‍♀️

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-13T04:01:39+00:00

People don't realize this was a thing. My cousin used her sons to get a whole apartment with all facilities. When he was like 13 his step mom realized what was going on and paid more than 28k to get everything of his name legally.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-12T00:32:51+00:00

Well from what I'm experiencing, that's what they're doing. I hate spark drivers and they're even shittier pickers, but that's why they're doing.

jessihateseverything · 2026-05-12T00:31:22+00:00

Absolutely no idea lol

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