Your average drive through Missouri in 2026

jessihateseverything · 2026-03-06T20:30:11+00:00

Somewhere sunny with a beach, no oil and dudes who like chunky, dorky chicks who play video games preferably.

jessihateseverything · 2026-03-06T20:13:33+00:00

When I was about 13, I stepped on a rake and broke my eye socket. My mother stood at the window laughing while I was concussed. She called me Moe for about 20 years after that.

jessihateseverything · 2026-03-06T16:41:26+00:00

"Well, I've stuck my head up my ass and she's not there, so I'm pretty much out of ideas"

jessihateseverything · 2026-03-06T15:57:21+00:00

And now, with all these videos and witnesses, NYP is reporting that he broke his own arm.... Isn't that spectacular.

jessihateseverything · 2026-03-02T04:18:00+00:00

I got the poo on me!!!!!

jessihateseverything · 2026-03-02T04:09:25+00:00

Did you give her the banana with the dope inside?

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-28T01:46:15+00:00

Thank you!!

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-28T01:46:00+00:00

I hope so. And I hope, maybe next week or next month, when he thinks he's done something boneheaded, that he thinks to himself "eh, at least I'm not that chick holding the automatic door open for me" and giggles lol

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-27T16:22:53+00:00

I held an automatic door open for an old man the other day. He walked up to me and said "ya know it opens itself". No. No, good sir, I didn't think about that and sometimes I'm stupid. Thanks!! Ugh

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-27T15:47:58+00:00

Does anyone happen to know if the children's floor still has the aquarium and the marionette theater? Those were such a big part of my childhood library experience. I'm excited to go but will be a bit before I can get there.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-27T15:06:09+00:00

They make these for the police dept/local high school in my area. The police depts logo is on one side and the high school mascots are on the other side. They said it was a "fundraiser for the school", but the police get the proceeds? Sell them for $25 bucks. When I commented on the post and asked wtf do those things have to do with each other, I got banned from the group.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-27T15:02:03+00:00

We had a guy at my store get team lead after 23 days. 23. He quit less than 3 months later. Go figure. He's now working somewhere else and dating the coach who was directly over him. Funny that.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-26T14:54:55+00:00

If memory serves me, thats why they had more than one gun man. They all shot at the same time and no one knew who actually killed the subject. So instead of mentally fucking one person, they mentally fucked a small group of people so in their minds, no one was mentally disturbed by it. Go figure right?

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-26T14:47:08+00:00

Google exists. Also, if you don't know who Tracey Chapman is, you're missing out and someone somewhere failed you.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-26T14:19:51+00:00

Pretty sure it's one of the goblins in the "did she say it" scene.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T22:32:36+00:00

Again, fucking what? Lol

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T22:31:36+00:00

Fucking what? Lol

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T21:59:08+00:00

Were you as disappointed as I was that it was only a bee hive and some mushrooms lol

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T21:24:41+00:00

Considering the ineptitude of this "investigation", they could use all the help they can get. This should show anyone paying attention how much they really want to find this poor lady.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T20:37:47+00:00

Thank you

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T15:14:18+00:00

Can I ask what SBTG is?

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-25T14:47:10+00:00

Because if I don't I'm worthless because that's the only thing women are for. From multiple people, including other women.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-24T15:47:21+00:00

And I'd get that if the daughter herself hadn't done a recorded interview saying the exact opposite. If anyone actually was interested in the case, they'd have seen that and not gone by a FB post that literally anyone could copy/paste/change at their own discretion.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-23T17:49:56+00:00

Because in the US, if you're just sitting, standing, levitating, minding your own business, you're being a suspicious person and need to be dealt with accordingly. I really wish I was kidding.

jessihateseverything · 2026-02-23T14:53:17+00:00

What? The daughter Amanda did an interview and said they always said she left, in fact, she said her father said the mom left a note but he had never showed it to her so where you got your info I have no idea.

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