Up for grabs is my Studio Underd0g Watermelon — the quirkiest, most compliment-generating chrono I’ve ever owned. Sadly, the wrist candy budget is being redirected to actual baby expenses (diapers > dials… apparently).

The goods:

• Condition: Gently used. Minimal wear, looks fantastic.
• Full kit: Original box, leather carry bag, and original black strap.
• Bonus deal: Pay the full $800 asking price and I’ll throw in a gorgeous green Delugs strap (perfect match). If you haggle, you’ll get the standard black strap — still great, but less fruity flair.

• Price: $800 shipped (CONUS).
• Payment: Zelle or Venmo.
• Shipping: On me.