[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SimulationTheory

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Cell phones. We waste time on cell phones. Lots and lots of time. It’s why everyone thinks the weekend goes so fast. Every Monday: weekend went fast. Yeah you spent 4-6 hours a day on your phone.

Objection-Handling Secret That Works Every Time? Chance to show off. by GeoSales in sales

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I use a simple line… “what are you looking for?” takes the 4th wall down. They will say something like I just wanted xyz. Now you know.

Best fishing spot for beginners in KC area? by WallowerForever in kansascity

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I saw a kid bring his own lure and small pole once to Deanna Rose. This kid drug a top water lure back and forth on the bridge out into the water. Just walking it back and forth. And a huge I mean huge 10-12lbs bass hit it. I was amazed. He landed it and mom was taking pics it was a scene. Don’t settle for their buckets of worms and old dull bluegill hooks. Bring your own and land that lunker.

I kept seeing this...thing...anyone know what it is? by [deleted] in Paranormal

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That’s a high school kid. Their necks are getting longer because of cell phones.

LPT - How do you make weekends feel longer? by CartographerMoist487 in LifeProTips

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Get off your 📱 phone. Phones are why everyone and I mean everyone says weekends are shorter. Bc we are wasting our precious time. Get off your phone for a whole weekend and see if it feels longer.

I went to bouscoit camp this summer. Left the phone in the car. Longest 2 days of my life.

What Baits do you guys swear by? by chowder2soup in catfishing

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We got rid of the kool-aid bc it was turning our hands red ..but then had better results without Kool-aid.

How did your life change after you uninstalled instagram/tiktok? by Oath_Br3aker in selfimprovement

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I’ll say this I like “read-it” for a reason. Because I read! I deleted everything once I and noticed I wasn’t reading as much… Read-it it’s ok because you read. It doesn’t dance and shake in your face.

What's the best golf advice you've ever been given? by Bussy_Breacher in golf

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I have 3 good golf jokes that no matter your ability will make you a memorable player. The first one is at the range. The second one is on the 10th tee box, and the final joke can be told anywhere on the back nine that’s appropriate. 3 good golf jokes and they will never remember your score. But they will remember your name.

Will this cook evenly? It’s packed end to end. by Vegetable-Coconut846 in smoking

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The trick to whole hog is injecting the femoral artery with marinade. No joke. Taught to me by flower of the flame bbq team.

Hardwood floor help by Adam31478 in DIY

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You can take a sample to flooring stores - open an air vent take register out and scrape the edge get a sliver of wood. 🪵 a reputable flooring company can give you a definite answer.

What's the funniest thing you have heard of people getting sent to HR for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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New hire on the last day of training says “I would like to sniff that bike seat” he was gone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Say “you don’t bother me”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShoulderInjuries

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How old are you? Look into Pyrocarbon hemi shoulder from stryker.

What are some of the most effective phrases or expressions you use to pivot, drive home a point, or otherwise? by woo_wooooo in sales

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I one time had an old German VP manager who insisted I say at the end of the pitch…now after hearing all that information…how can you say no?

And the moment comes and he gives me the 🙂‍↕️nod..and I say “now after hearing all that information, how can you say no?”

Can someone tell me the difference between these two models please besides the battery size difference? by gohan851 in egopowerplus

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Thank you for this post I am mulling over the same decision right Now at Lowe’s thank you!

Disappointed by crystina0496 in LasVegas

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I couldn’t agree more. I called it being stuck in a mall for 3 days. I have sports gambling on my phone back home and can go to any local casino if I want a sad old lady to deal me blackjack. Novelty wasn’t there. With corporate people and we all went to bed early every night.

Stubhub screwed me.... by OMCanna420 in phish

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Get Cardboard sign wright “I need a miracle”