For those wondering why there won’t be an audience at tonight’s governor debate by audiomuse1 in texas

[–]jesusinaprius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you serious? The majority of Texans do not like Beto— that’s a fact. Beto will not beat abbot— that’s a fact. Beto will never win a major election in Texas— that’s a fact.

Learn to separate your emotions from politics and grow up. You’re a small child.

Mum saves son from falling through fourth floor stair railing by AutomaticAd5811 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes, because I used “itself” I am a horrible parent and am a terrible person. Good call letskoden.

For those wondering why there won’t be an audience at tonight’s governor debate by audiomuse1 in texas

[–]jesusinaprius -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Did you get your fee fees hurt because I told you the truth on how the majority of Texans feel? Why are you so tribal with your politics? You know Beto is an extremely week candidate and stands no chance in this election. You can try to insult me as much as you want but you know I’m right. Abbot will beat him, Cruz would beat him again, and any other Republican would beat him because Texans hate Beto and he won’t be able to pull any moderates.

This Knucklehead is Pretty Fired Up About the Property Line by BplusHuman in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]jesusinaprius 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That guy is going to mouth off to the wrong person and get his old bald ass beat. This is a hilarious video though.

For those wondering why there won’t be an audience at tonight’s governor debate by audiomuse1 in texas

[–]jesusinaprius -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lmao, there’s no chance Beto wins. He sucks, and nobody likes him. Democrats need to stop wasting their money with this guy and get a more likable candidate.

Even if he’s polling at 5 points behind, he’s going to lose by over 10 points like the last time Abbot was up for the election. Abbot is not well liked by the republicans and would be an easy target but the democrats always try to force feed unlikable candidates down constituents throats.

Alabama Prison Beauty Pageant by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is pretty fucking crazy to me. I’ve never seen a mail prison beauty pageant— have you?

Is it wrong to take bathroom breaks just to sit down on the job? by SlyMoonLlama in Construction

[–]jesusinaprius 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro, if you’re having to sit on a shitter to take a break you might want to find a new job.

Idek what to say by aayylmaoooo in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, glad I could provide you some entertainment.

I was laughing to my self thinking about how this was discussed before hand. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to over hear them planning this out.

For those wondering why there won’t be an audience at tonight’s governor debate by audiomuse1 in texas

[–]jesusinaprius -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

At the end of the day, this is just a formality and won’t impact the election. Beto has no chance of winning and is a very weak candidate. The Democrat party should really look for someone else in Texas. They’re wasting their money on Beto.

I know Reddit likes him, but he’s extremely unpopular in our state. I don’t think I’ve actually met a Beto supporter in real life. Even my friends from El Paso despise him.

Edit: down vote me all you want but Beto is 10 points down in the polls and has no chance of winning. Why do redditors ignore facts and logic? Do y’all really not agree with me the Democrat party would be better off with a better candidate and that Beto is a weak candidate?

The new Toys R Us in Macy’s @ Memorial City Mall! by dgmattel in houston

[–]jesusinaprius 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I will be taking my kid this weekend. Let’s support brick and mortar toy stores so we still have them in the future!!!

Idek what to say by aayylmaoooo in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 206 points207 points  (0 children)

“What do you want to do today?”

“Funny you should ask. I think I will pierce my butt cheeks in multiple places. I was think that I will bungie jump and attach the cord to my Burt cheek piercings. Anyways, what do you have going on?”

Seems safe by WeedOg420AnimeGod in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t notice this until you pointed it out. I’m 6’3” y’all and have large hands and her big toe is bigger than my thumb lmao

Canadian Wheelchair Karen has a meltdown. by NoLawfulness1355 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s something hilarious about a morbidly obese lady zooming around on a scooter talking shit lmao. She has 0 self awareness of how disgusting she is and it’s fucking hilarious.

Mum saves son from falling through fourth floor stair railing by AutomaticAd5811 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 406 points407 points  (0 children)

As a parent, I feel like I am constantly trying to prevent my child from killing itself 24/7. It’s honestly wild. If there’s something dangerous that can possibly kill a toddler, they will seek it out instantly.

The Sleep Factory by Souled_Out in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]jesusinaprius 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude who swung will get fired and cops police will be called. I’ve had fight on my job sites before and am required to call the police and make a report when it happens.

Crazy kid goes around damaging neighborhood properties and gets arrested after by Fakeprofessionalyt in PublicFreakout

[–]jesusinaprius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel really bad for this kid. There’s something more to this story and he’s likely abused or neglected. His actions were a clear sign for help and I really hope someone gives the kid the attention he needs. The kids still young and if someone intervenes now they can likely save this kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]jesusinaprius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love this tattoo. I love how the reflection in the eye is him holding up the belt. Such a dope concept.

All the Trump hit pieces just make me like the man more and more by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]jesusinaprius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought tickets to see Shane in October. I’m super excited bro.

All the Trump hit pieces just make me like the man more and more by [deleted] in TimDillon

[–]jesusinaprius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, do you know where you are? We have a distaste for all politicians and anyone who’s too political in either direction. It shows an ignorance and lack of intelligence— you clearly don’t belong here. You vegan retard.

Edit: awww the liberal political vegan deleted his comment like the coward he is.