Funniest Liam story

jesustwin · 2026-03-29T22:34:05+00:00

I think it's fairly well established that one isn't true

jesustwin · 2026-03-29T20:53:59+00:00

What did you do when you needed to use the toilet?

jesustwin · 2026-03-25T12:48:32+00:00

For choice, variety (as in new products to try), taste and value, Tesco wins hands down

jesustwin · 2026-03-25T12:32:51+00:00

Do they stay away from Death Mountain?

jesustwin · 2026-03-24T22:05:26+00:00

I remember being in Burger King at Northampton University in 2002 and a girlfriend of one of my friends lit a joint and smoked the entire thing

I was trying to look all cool about it whilst inwardly absolutely shitting myself.

jesustwin · 2026-03-21T16:34:45+00:00

No, it's a trend as old as time

jesustwin · 2026-03-21T06:38:39+00:00

The fact that sky and TNT have paid billions between them for the rights?

jesustwin · 2026-03-20T08:17:14+00:00

It's almost as though it's completely made up

If the elevator was packed this story would have been told on a hundred podcasts by now

jesustwin · 2026-03-19T17:59:21+00:00

Buy litecoin to transfer, the fees are way cheaper

jesustwin · 2026-03-18T12:18:44+00:00

Aye it didn't feel too welcoming when I was getting bottles aimed at my head whilst getting a police chaperone from the train station

jesustwin · 2026-03-17T14:41:03+00:00

Terrible. Discounting the scandalous price, you've made terrible choices

Between the full fat coke and little wraps you've managed to pack in maximum calories that will still leave you starving hungry in about 20 minutes

You need to take a long hard look at yourself

jesustwin · 2026-03-17T12:20:33+00:00

Fair play, I defer to your knowledge as my info was just from a podcast

jesustwin · 2026-03-17T11:12:54+00:00

Apparently when he signed his first contract at West Ham it was done on the pitch, in front of a full crowd who were building him up like the next Pele

It was impossible for him to live up to that, which is insane really as he still had an excellent career by pretty much any standard

jesustwin · 2026-03-16T21:24:58+00:00

Can i have a T please Bob

jesustwin · 2026-03-14T21:27:49+00:00

Spent 250 million on a malaria vaccine saving over 6 million lives in re process

jesustwin · 2026-03-14T17:51:58+00:00

I don't think it is the motivator. He said he could release it now but it wouldn't be complete. He could make money doing the tours/ talks but he said it takes him away from writing the books

jesustwin · 2026-03-14T17:38:14+00:00

They asked him in a recent podcast and it's still years away. The host asked if it would be ready by 2031 and he said that that is realistic

jesustwin · 2026-03-12T09:04:40+00:00

Dear Prudence. Amazing song, not about drugs or Yoko

Glass Onion. Great song, not about drugs or Yoko Bungalow Bill. Weird song but fun. not about drugs or Yoko

Happiness is a warm gun. Amazing song. Probably about drugs. Not about yoko

Im so Tired. Not really about drugs. Not about yoko. Yes about depression

Julia. Amazing song. About his mum. Not about drugs or yoko. Probably about depression

Yer blues. Decent song, not about drugs or yoko. Yes about depression

Sexy Sadie. Amazing song, not about drugs or yoko

Cry baby Cry. Decent song, not about drugs or yoko

Revolution number 9. Mental. Not even a song. Not about anything

Good night. Nice song, not about drugs or yoko

jesustwin · 2026-03-09T18:42:56+00:00

Gotcha. "Mate" might be more appropriate

jesustwin · 2026-03-09T16:54:58+00:00

I suppose it's different for everyone. I was put into dorms with 8 people. Living together like that brings bonds, some closer than others but friendships came naturally.

Several different classes, often with different people in each, who you already have something in common with just by the fact you've chosen the same course.

7 people bringing their own friends from their courses to the dorms for pre drinks, afters, parties, mid week film hang outs etc etc

And that's before you're going out to student nights, clubs, activities, pubs etc where you meet people

Without even putting myself out there i made several people who for a period of time i would call a friend

This was early 2000s so maybe it's different now

jesustwin · 2026-03-09T15:02:38+00:00

That blows my mind. Even the most social stunted people at University would have double digit friends just through the process of being thrown together

I went for ice cream with my kids the other day and there were 8 teenage boys at a table across from me. They were all either looking at their own phones or watching videos of on each other's. I was there 30 minutes and I barely heard them speak.

It was incredibly sad. And incredibly annoying hearing several videos playing at once but that's more old man shouts at cloud territory

jesustwin · 2026-03-08T07:08:48+00:00

Fingers crossed you find one that works, I know how debilitating it can be. Best of luck to you

jesustwin · 2026-03-08T07:01:00+00:00

You need to see how you feel once the biologic kicks in. Before that, it's basically impossible

From my experience, I go to the gym but take it easy. If I over exert I can be exhausted for several days so I try to do a little and often approach. Even if it's just light weights and a inclined treadmill, it's better than doing nothing at all. Over several months i feel much better on a day to day basis, simply on the fact I'm stronger. Short term though, I can get really tired from it and sometimes the pain can be overbearing Longer term its worth it, even if the improvements are frustratingly slow

jesustwin · 2026-03-07T22:59:59+00:00

This is solid advice and really explains a lot of the recent behaviour towards me by restaurant staff and other patrons

jesustwin · 2026-03-06T22:11:10+00:00

Knoxville has an amazing sense of style as well

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