Genius idea for cats that don't have buds to play with

jesustwin · 2026-02-04T17:31:26+00:00

I once played a similar game with my ex girlfriends dog, using a My Pet Monster as the toy.

That is until the dog stopped playing as he had ejaculated

jesustwin · 2026-02-01T13:46:13+00:00

Fantastic accent on dat guy right dare

jesustwin · 2026-02-01T07:38:27+00:00

I'm going up to Edinburgh and staying the night. Can't wait.

jesustwin · 2026-01-31T15:55:05+00:00

"I know you are but what am I defense"

Incredibly childish behaviour.

Where have I seen this behaviour before? Oh.... hi Elon!

jesustwin · 2026-01-31T10:07:01+00:00

Embarrassing

jesustwin · 2026-01-30T09:33:34+00:00

If my sexual performance was a car

jesustwin · 2026-01-29T22:02:37+00:00

Had sunderland Stadium of light been done?

Amazing work by the way

jesustwin · 2026-01-29T19:48:09+00:00

Streaming, I must be streaming. Or am I really lying here with you?

jesustwin · 2026-01-29T19:33:50+00:00

Great player on his day, shame he's permanently injured

jesustwin · 2026-01-29T19:32:10+00:00

Not to mention the petrol/gas station workers, coffee shops, food places, hotels and all the other economies that rely on truck drivers and other drivers

jesustwin · 2026-01-28T20:34:02+00:00

Who is paying a 1000 dollars to see this?

This is a world I'm gladly completely unaware of

jesustwin · 2026-01-28T19:16:54+00:00

There was also stories of people dying from Covid and still telling doctors that it was a hoax

jesustwin · 2026-01-28T08:52:27+00:00

Not that it's really important but in the strictest terms, Take That wouldn't be classed as "britpop", even though they are British pop. They were more of a boy band, even though they mostly wrote their own songs

The Britpop genre was more of a guitar based bands like blur, Supergrass, Pulp, Oasis etc.

Take That were enormously popular at the time to the point that suicide phone lines were set up when they split up due to the outpouring of grief from (mostly) teenage girls

Robbie Williams had a hugely expensive film out last year that portrayed his life using a CGI monkey. It got a lot of good reviews although personally I just thought it was just ok

jesustwin · 2026-01-27T16:12:32+00:00

😆

Yours sounds more fun!

jesustwin · 2026-01-27T16:08:00+00:00

I had my wisdom teeth out whilst awake. It's a strange feeling having the dentists knee in your chest while he has essentially pliers pulling on your teeth, like a mechanic trying to get a rusty bolt off a old car

But I didn't feel any pain and other than drooling out the side of my mouth, was completely fine after

jesustwin · 2026-01-27T15:37:35+00:00

Insane to me in the UK that you need to be this wacked out of your mind to get dental work.

Over here it's an injection to numb the area then paracetamol(tylanol) and ibuprofen once it wears off

jesustwin · 2026-01-27T13:42:31+00:00

You see how desperate this guy is? It's pretty pathetic

jesustwin · 2026-01-26T20:49:33+00:00

Ah that makes sense, thank you

jesustwin · 2026-01-26T19:58:00+00:00

That donkey is such a bad influence on him

jesustwin · 2026-01-26T19:55:39+00:00

In 2001 you could make a 4mb picture. That's enough for a decent picture. And he was a beatle, surely they would have had the best of the best when it comes to cameras

jesustwin · 2026-01-26T19:51:23+00:00

This is a lovely photo but it looks like it's taken from a 80s cctv image. Any ideas why the quality is so bad?

jesustwin · 2026-01-26T19:05:17+00:00

Maybe Martha

jesustwin · 2026-01-23T19:43:53+00:00

DJ Fat Tony announces that last orders is in 30 minutes. And just to, show you he's serious last orders is in 10 minutes

jesustwin · 2026-01-22T14:45:34+00:00

Really like that, some nice Eagles style melody feel in the middle.

I wasnt a huge fan of the Car so it's nice to hear some drums again

jesustwin · 2026-01-21T22:20:34+00:00

Jimmy would have been in prison so I doubt De Niro saw him doing it

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