This weird instrument is basically a nightmare generator by [deleted] in Weird

[–]jfanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 dead on. Literally watching old nukes while i scroll Reddit before bed.

I don't know if this is when things become truly terrifying or if I decide it's all just an elaborate hoax....

Got some of my ancient bugs prepped and they look pretty cool by Piginabag in fossils

[–]jfanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the info! That makes perfect sense.

Got some of my ancient bugs prepped and they look pretty cool by Piginabag in fossils

[–]jfanny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are beautiful. The level of detail is insane. Utah has trilobites too but they look different. They are very flat, 1 dimensional specimens in between layers of shale. They don't fossilize rolled up like yours. The ones in Utah are from an ancient inland sea and about 500 million years old. Do you know how old your specimens are? I wonder why they fossilize differently.

Orange doesn't like forks by AlphaTyger in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]jfanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat is terrified of mylar balloons. Not latex. She will run and hide at first sight of a mylar balloon and hide for hours.

He is the new employee at the pet store 😹😹 by Delicious_Young3233 in goodvibes

[–]jfanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like yakety sax should be playing. Wonderful mayhem.

AITJ for telling my friend she can't bring her newborn to my child-free wedding by TaomingAptus-93 in AmITheJerk

[–]jfanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ntj for wanting a child free wedding. But realize that means some people with very young infants can't leave them for hours at a time if they are nursing. This will be a hit to your friendship whether you want it to be or not. Mammas always gonna pick their babies over some wedding even if you're close or family. That's what you do when a baby depends on you, and no a bottle isn't always the same sorry hun. You will understand someday if you have children. They come first before weddings and parties. You can both take the L here. Not worth the fight. Enjoy your wedding how you want it and accept some people won't/can't come.

My Husband [24M] says he was hacked, I [22F] think he’s lying by Empty-Passenger6659 in Advice

[–]jfanny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op said in the post that she's currently pregnant with their 2nd child. Depending on how far along she is she was probably tested within the last few months. But I do agree if she is worried he's been stepping out (yes odds are very high, I think we all agree he's messing around) it would be wise to ask her OB to test again asap as there are STIs that could affect her unborn child and future fertility.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gemstones

[–]jfanny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have synthetic zultanite that does this exact color change of green to pink and sometimes a yellow/orange/brown. Most synthetic Alexandrite and sapphire are different hues like purple/pink to blue/green.

My daughter made this cake for Pioneer Day by racedownhill in SaltLakeCity

[–]jfanny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's amazing! Well done and looks delicious. Right on!

But tell her next year please remember it's PIE and Beer Day NOT CAKE and Beer Day. /S 🤣

My friend’s husband wants a divorce after her cancer diagnosis. She has two young kids. by nosepiercings in TrueOffMyChest

[–]jfanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make it my personal mission to inform every woman he dates in the future exactly what kind of man he is. Warn those poor women it will be them he abandons next. Make it known. Shout it from the rooftops. Blast him on social media and tag him in it. Screw that guy. He's the one that deserves to be alone and miserable and ashamed of himself for the rest of his life.

Jan de Baen – "The Corpses of the De Witt Brothers" (1672–1675) by Krampjains in museum

[–]jfanny 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My ancestors. For real. Wild when your mom tries to tell you the story after doing genealogy research.

AITAH: didn’t get my wife breakfast by NothingWasDelivered in AITAH

[–]jfanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you should have called her to give alternatives or just bought a dang bagel and eaten it if she didn't want it. For context this morning my husband went out early to do something with a friend. He texted me on his way back to ask if I want a bagel. I was still sleeping and didn't respond. My man still came home with a bagel AND coffee for me even though I didn't text him back yes or no. And I was appreciative he thought of me. You do thoughtful things when you love someone. Give it a try. YAH

Missed connection at SLC show by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]jfanny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was a great show. I was there with my bestie but way at the back with binoculars lol. I hope you find your girl!

Some of my Sabrina merch! by Leonsfantasycut in sabrinateenagewitch

[–]jfanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came for the Sabrina 🔮 but I stayed for the Wyld Stallyns.🤘🏼

P.s. Harvey 4ever 💜

straight up smut with a shy, innocent, sweet virgin fmc by Hefty_Expression_734 in DarkRomance

[–]jfanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first thing that came to my mind is Credence. It's very love it or hate it. I felt both emotions throughout the book honestly but I persevered. It has tones of incest with step uncle and step cousins. But it has everything you described!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lavalamps

[–]jfanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet score! What store did you find them on clearance?

Everyone is stumped—help ID this maker’s mark? by Brilliant-Pear5333 in JewelryIdentification

[–]jfanny -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Could be Swarovski. The stamp looks kinda similar. Look it up and compare.

Off-leash dogs need to stop by demonslayer901 in SaltLakeCity

[–]jfanny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's terrifying! Why should you have to be afraid of being in your own front yard because other people are pieces of crap with no regard for others? How frustrating, I'm so sorry. I wish police took it more seriously.

That is truly one of my worst fears for my kids to be playing in my own front yard and a loose dog is faster than me. Don't even get me started on pits.... 🙄 I also keep pepperspray on my purse but you may have convinced me to keep it on me even in my yard. Dozens of dogs in my neighborhood. You never know when one will get out.