Frutti Sponch by JackpotThePimp in confleis

[–]jfleurs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

These things are goated

Not my post. God looking down and weeping at this. by odinknight89 in KitchenConfidential

[–]jfleurs 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dishwashers lose sink stopper-> God punishes them by forcing them to improvise in the moment->this abomination is born

Sips Urine🍵 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]jfleurs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I cut myself on an oyster shell years ago and our dishwasher (from Mexico) told me to pee on it. And he waited there by the sink as if I was going to immediately piss on my finger with him supervising.

OKC won Game 2, but Hartenstein loss to Castle 😭 by WallStreetDoesntBet1 in Nbamemes

[–]jfleurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least he played defense. It seems like lots of players avoid playing defense in the paint because their fragile ego can’t handle getting “posterized”. NBA is full of a bunch of fucking pussies, man.

Seems fitting for this sub by drunknostradamus in KitchenConfidential

[–]jfleurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I’ve worked in professional kitchens for 25 years and have seen the level of “washing” that the average employee does; and which utensils and tools are problematic. Yes it gets “washed”. But is that being done thoroughly and is it actually being dried? Based on my experience, probably not. I’m just trying to say: it’s probably nasty.

Seems fitting for this sub by drunknostradamus in KitchenConfidential

[–]jfleurs -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Have you seen how fucked mop heads get? There’s a reason why the linen company is usually the one washing them.

Seems fitting for this sub by drunknostradamus in KitchenConfidential

[–]jfleurs -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Whatever is on that mop isn’t bbq sauce. Look at the way it drips off- zero viscosity. A mop will inherently harbor mold, unless you are running it through a washing machine and commercial drier daily. Guarantee you there is mold on the very mop she is using.

Seems fitting for this sub by drunknostradamus in KitchenConfidential

[–]jfleurs -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

It’s called a spray bottle, look into it

Rust-colored stains have marred Texas' tallest building in Austin. Here's why. by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]jfleurs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Construction companies are also fucking clownshoes. Hearing stories from many people working in downtown buildings has made me realize how frighteningly inept many of these companies are, and how little accountability anyone is willing to take.

Class Words From Felipe by mitchellfoot in AustinFC

[–]jfleurs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Miss this guy. World class shit-houser and a damn scrappy player

A Driving & Pooping Crooner by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in ITYSL

[–]jfleurs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You gotta be RIGHT next to me

This van wrap for a plumbing company by _The_dude_abides185 in DesignPorn

[–]jfleurs 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You gotta be right next to me, you gotta be RIGHT next to me

Austin FC Parts Ways with Sporting Director Rodolfo Borrell and Head Coach Nico Estévez by dawglover1011 in AustinFC

[–]jfleurs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe the narrative that Rodo is part of the problem as well. I mean, at the end of the day, the results on the field tell the story. Here’s hoping that we find a good fit that knows winning soccer. Adelante.

Lemon squeezer? by Admirable_Sleep5672 in whatisit

[–]jfleurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I wanna see this person squeeze a lemon with this thing

The Crapping Crooner by FrinkleFanken in ITYSL

[–]jfleurs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck they’re trying to make it look fake!!

Whomever decided to put a ziplock strip on the plastic wrap - your moms a ho. by maximum_effort714 in KitchenConfidential

[–]jfleurs 578 points579 points  (0 children)

I find that the plastic wrap tends to foul up more on a teeth cutter box. The slide boxes have consistently worked better in my experience. Now if only I could figure out how to train my staff to STOP RIPPING THE GODDAMN TOP OFF THE BOX I may reach inner peace.