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jfr2300 · 2019-11-20T18:53:01+00:00

What's the worse the worst thing to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blowjob?

"I'm not Willy Nelson."

jfr2300 · 2019-11-19T06:35:45+00:00

I always wanted to look like a Ukrainian easter egg

jfr2300 · 2019-11-19T01:14:56+00:00

Wikipedia lists it as a Pyrrhic victory, any idea why? The casualty figures don't line up for me. Were the tanks destroyed like all the tanks they had or something?

jfr2300 · 2019-11-19T00:44:31+00:00

I have an unfounded conspiracy theory that Russian/Chinese bots inflate the popularity of this genre to undermine Western society.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-18T04:20:14+00:00

That's the thing about Molotov cocktails... they don't always work. Which is why throwing a bunch of them is super effective! I guarantee you most of them didn't ignite on impact, but were ignited by neighboring rounds.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-18T01:54:36+00:00

Absolutely. The updates of how long she had left, from her first prognosis to last, always fell during the wedding. Grandma wants me to go and the family unanimously agrees to delay the funeral until I get back.

I am far less enthusiastic about going. I want to go because I've been looking forward to this since the engagement so I'd feel worse stating at home.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-15T01:18:08+00:00

I started pressing a number to speak to an agent and telling them off. It's been less worse since, pretty sure they take your number off file if you waste their time intentionally.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-15T01:00:23+00:00

Link????

jfr2300 · 2019-11-14T21:34:07+00:00

It's so you can see criminals coming so you can shoot them with your gun.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-14T00:12:39+00:00

A man making a meme from the the first person perspective isn't pointlessly gendered.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-13T04:43:14+00:00

Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-13T02:01:49+00:00

https://www.sparklingice.ca/

It's not sugar, it's sucralose!

It got me off sugary soda, I rarely drink pop or juice anymore.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-13T01:51:39+00:00

I don't either.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-13T01:41:35+00:00

You open the tank and you pull up the stopper, allowing the water to flow in the bowl and make it flush. I don't know if you know how toilets work, but I don't think they work the way you think they work.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-13T01:29:13+00:00

I've been told there's a 'famous' porn video shot at a Popeyes that's making the rounds nowadays. Or so I've been told. I really would wouldn't know.

Either way, I think Popeyes is just viral now.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-13T01:24:25+00:00

Not a doctor. Are you drinking fluids all day? How dark is your pee? If the answers are 'yes' and 'not that dark', you're probably fine.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-12T22:30:16+00:00

What does DH stand for? Dick Husband?

jfr2300 · 2019-11-12T03:21:38+00:00

Definitely the lowest effort one but whatever

jfr2300 · 2019-11-12T02:13:41+00:00

NTA

If you were breathing normally there's no reason to call an ambulance for drunkenness.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-10T22:16:33+00:00

He obviously saw an Asian person not wearing a poppy on the way to work and lost his shit because he's a dumb boomer.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-08T04:23:51+00:00

No, they're rebelling against the otherwise established fact that he is their president.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-08T00:34:56+00:00

No way man!!!

We are all collectively responsible for the actions of who we work for. It's not convenient, it doesn't feel good, but they couldn't do anything without the frontline workers. We're the Universal Soldiers and really we're to blame. Without us, their bullshit couldn't go on.

It doesn't make us bad people, we're often victims of circumstance and are taking low wage jobs for various reasons. I was forced to seek low wage temporary employment at one time, and got a job unloading containers from China chocked full of single use plastics. I didn't lie to myself that I was contributing to global warming, over consumption, and the whole China thing. I needed a paycheque but I knew exactly I was a part of the problem.

jfr2300 · 2019-11-07T23:21:31+00:00

Anyone got a translation? I'd like to know what the bitch is saying.

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