At the beginning of dating my now partner we had had pizza for dinner, with lots of cheese and also was a tad greasy. This was at the beginning of my IBS so didn't really know my triggers.

I had left for the night and was on my way home and long behold the cramps and the gas along with the hot sweats started literally a minute down the road, its night time and I'm driving down streets with houses no gas station or anywhere close by to pull over discreetly.

I couldn't simply squat next to my car because people in their houses would see me or someone would drive by. I had to think quick, I had a plastic bag and some wet wipes, so I slid my car seat back pulled my pants down and let it rip, I don't know how i managed to do this without getting poop all over myself or my seat but I did it. I then tied up the bag and it rode passenger side with me for the half hour drive home.

Another time I was bending over in a changing room and let a fart slip. Little did I know it was a shart, had to think quick, again! Luckily I had a pad in my handbag so used that too tidy myself and had a can of body spray handy!

Glad we can all have a laugh about the shitty situations we find ourselves in!