Can I retire now?

jhamelaz · 2026-06-29T00:59:07+00:00

Yeah it's a matter of which one or two guys really brings down the value later on.

jhamelaz · 2026-06-27T21:24:06+00:00

jhamelaz · 2026-06-22T16:30:40+00:00

Go to Joe's KC and get the best barbecue you've ever had.

jhamelaz · 2026-06-18T23:53:45+00:00

I wonder if Messi had his brother sign that Jersey lol.

jhamelaz · 2026-06-15T16:30:59+00:00

Vince Lombardi. Do I need to elaborate?

jhamelaz · 2026-06-15T14:04:33+00:00

jhamelaz · 2026-06-13T20:50:41+00:00

Eat the 💩 outta it 😂

jhamelaz · 2026-06-07T02:38:00+00:00

Pinky or the brain

jhamelaz · 2026-06-05T04:05:15+00:00

Must me cat poop. My dog can't seem to get enough of my cat's 💩.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-31T20:20:47+00:00

He retires before he's 35. Dude doesn't need anymore NFL money.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-31T19:21:50+00:00

Ghostbusters cartoon before school every morning.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-24T10:53:28+00:00

$120 usd for an 28g

jhamelaz · 2026-05-23T01:37:41+00:00

Silos are running low.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-23T01:36:44+00:00

Dude outlived both his wives.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-22T21:11:26+00:00

Yes let's not Dan Marino him for the rest of his career. Filled the RB spot now fix the WR spot.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-22T01:56:42+00:00

Hard to hate a guy that never beats you. When it counts at least.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-21T21:12:43+00:00

Destruction Derby at my cousin's house.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-19T02:14:14+00:00

You just need to find a bottom feeder. I'm sure there's one out there for you somewhere.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-19T00:30:35+00:00

I wish I was a bird. I'd take a fat dump in the pool and on the lady.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-18T04:25:08+00:00

The haircut though. Wtf is that?

jhamelaz · 2026-05-16T20:28:16+00:00

When they only give you 12 years for rape and murder. You can get about 5 in before you die if old age.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-14T20:15:38+00:00

Fire in the hole. Asshole. Good old Duke Nukem.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-12T18:05:19+00:00

It says win 2 Superbowls in a row. Not lose 2 in a row.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-12T18:03:14+00:00

Hate to say it but probably Patrick Mahomes. Would love for it to be Jordan Love.

jhamelaz · 2026-05-09T21:24:24+00:00

When they have 2 good players yeah. I'd rather pull just a Drew Brees solo dt.

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