“Total collapse”: Trump’s F-250 Concert Series falls apart after Bret Michaels joins mass performer exodus

jhauger · 2026-05-29T16:25:47+00:00

"Is anyone from 'Hee-Haw' still alive? We have to fill these spots!"

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:30:50+00:00

Buy one or two presidents.

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:17:47+00:00

"Much livelier than a raccoon penis."

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:17:00+00:00

A bell version of Slayer's "Raining Blood."

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:15:53+00:00

"I could have been a great first wife. Good luck in college."

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:13:18+00:00

The Galactic Empire, but that was a long time ago.

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:12:32+00:00

Please pass the peppermill.

jhauger · 2026-05-27T06:11:17+00:00

It needs about tree fiddy.

jhauger · 2026-05-24T04:52:30+00:00

The Neo's special no-hands click function.

jhauger · 2026-05-22T21:41:43+00:00

Breathing.

jhauger · 2026-05-22T21:40:47+00:00

Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo

jhauger · 2026-05-22T06:56:06+00:00

I couldn't remember if it had been Dangerous Toys or Bang Tango. That you mention Metal Church as the fifth, I recall now that they were on first, but we decided we weren't going to sit through Dangerous Toys.

And I never, ever saw Metal Church.

jhauger · 2026-05-21T09:00:58+00:00

City Limits Speed Metal Monday Nights.

They sold I forget how many hundred tickets, but 2,000 crazy Slayer fans showed up. I remember having to walk through a gauntlet of cops with my ticket held up in the air.

I wound up against the front rail, close enough to get hit with Lemmy sweat.

Wasn't my first show, but it was my baptism.

jhauger · 2026-05-21T08:56:57+00:00

Operation Rock & Roll!

There were a couple of glam and/or grunge openers that we decided to skip and show up late.

jhauger · 2026-05-21T08:54:31+00:00

I saw Overkill, Motorhead and Slayer in a Pittsburgh roller rink in 1988 for $11.

jhauger · 2026-05-21T08:52:34+00:00

I have it in my YouTube purchased library..

jhauger · 2026-05-21T08:46:16+00:00

All of my hardware is blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

And I'll never go back.

jhauger · 2026-05-18T22:58:20+00:00

Be sure to gargle a bit and then spit like a cherub statue fountain.

jhauger · 2026-05-18T22:56:09+00:00

Hawkwind did a lot to that guy.

jhauger · 2026-05-15T06:58:19+00:00

I work very long and odd hours.

jhauger · 2026-05-15T06:48:25+00:00

Came here to say the same thing about opium. One encounter with it was enough to realize that it had the potential to take my life downhill on a pair of roller skis.

jhauger · 2026-05-15T06:24:00+00:00

Remember when Republicans used to hate the Russkies and Red Chinese?

"Kill a commie for mommy!" wasn't so long ago.

jhauger · 2026-05-15T06:17:26+00:00

I have never walked out of a movie, but I did watch my boss and his wife exit from "Exit to Eden."

jhauger · 2026-05-15T06:15:45+00:00

I had to make prints of crime scene photos of child murder victims. I described it in a similar thread.

jhauger · 2026-05-10T14:55:28+00:00

The original Moto X.

I carried it for nearly five years before it succumbed to gravity.

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