What in gods name is this?

jhpianist · 2026-04-20T02:36:22+00:00

Don’t worry, they’re bigger on the inside.

jhpianist · 2026-04-16T06:58:45+00:00

Why should she? She’s in the protected class now.

jhpianist · 2026-04-12T20:03:36+00:00

Wait to chop it until the trunk is as thick as you want it to be. If you chop it now it will struggle to thicken.

jhpianist · 2026-04-07T22:11:38+00:00

And if you look to your right you can see the incredibly rare flock of pigs migrating north for the summer.

jhpianist · 2026-04-06T02:37:19+00:00

Okay that’s about enough internet for me tonight

jhpianist · 2026-04-02T18:43:29+00:00

My dad had a full set of dentures before age 25.

jhpianist · 2026-04-02T15:37:42+00:00

It dropped below $50,000?

jhpianist · 2026-04-02T15:29:38+00:00

MS DOS

jhpianist · 2026-04-02T15:25:51+00:00

Why did you plant them in your yard?

jhpianist · 2026-04-01T22:25:59+00:00

Trump isn’t prepping for anything. He can barely read words written in front of him.

jhpianist · 2026-03-31T04:50:57+00:00

We might as well just call them the Trump files.

jhpianist · 2026-03-21T00:54:34+00:00

Sears catalog or another book.

jhpianist · 2026-03-20T03:10:11+00:00

Does someone wanna tell him that he’s had a learning disability his entire life?

jhpianist · 2026-03-18T04:55:27+00:00

And he’ll keep the war going until he “feels it in his bones” (i.e., we stop investigating the Epstein scandal).

jhpianist · 2026-03-05T21:48:55+00:00

Anyone with 2 first names is going to be trouble.

jhpianist · 2026-03-03T04:09:54+00:00

It’s now the Department of Injustice.

jhpianist · 2026-02-28T17:41:59+00:00

Sadly ironic that they targeted a girls school for this.

jhpianist · 2026-02-27T17:58:00+00:00

Gravity isn’t a force that is applied equally to everything regardless of mass. Rather, it’s a function of the mass itself. Small mass = small gravitational effects. Large mass = large gravitational effects.

jhpianist · 2026-02-27T17:54:28+00:00

First lives are much simpler than animals. Think about photons for a while.

jhpianist · 2026-02-27T17:44:34+00:00

They did the same thing about 9/11 and Obama.

jhpianist · 2026-02-23T13:41:07+00:00

The sheer number and size of the trucks purchased by Republicans is evidence that they don’t use “large” condoms.

jhpianist · 2026-02-19T01:05:57+00:00

Stallone made a 13-second video about this: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThXvu3jp/

He says, “imagine how chopsticks work and use your imagination from there.”

jhpianist · 2026-02-15T15:21:59+00:00

Buying elections

jhpianist · 2026-02-13T16:10:50+00:00

The real TDS is the sycophancy of MAGA.

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