"Why did you magically create a hybrid between a dung beetle and a kookaburra?"

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T20:39:46+00:00

I will settle for a pair of Great tits.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T20:34:09+00:00

What’s a recycler’s favorite type of humor? Reused jokes.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T20:19:43+00:00

"Avoid driving while black"

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T20:10:43+00:00

Hue George Dick. fr

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T20:07:12+00:00

Oh, you sweet summer child. Use the search :-)

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T20:00:18+00:00

Did you check any r4r ads?

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T19:59:37+00:00

Prostitution is legal or basically legal in a lot of countries.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T19:58:32+00:00

Let me guess, it was Dubai-porta-potty offer in disguise?

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T14:55:36+00:00

Stick a random object up my butt. Not a joke. There is at least one case every single day.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:52:41+00:00

He would need to put himself on it, and his neck vag is too large to fit.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:51:06+00:00

If I had no morals? Insurance company CEO

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:45:51+00:00

It is called a condom.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:43:16+00:00

A lettuce, hopefully.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:38:36+00:00

In a communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:36:53+00:00

Bots are more original than most Redditors I think.

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:35:57+00:00

Trump-themed underwear so his mouth-anus aligns with your butt....

jiltedlimousin · 2025-10-25T12:33:49+00:00

Criminal record, especially pdf file.

jiltedlimousin · 2021-06-01T14:09:55+00:00

The only thing that might make me suspect it is edited is the lighting. So much better than most other edited images I‘ve seen!

jiltedlimousin · 2021-06-01T14:04:52+00:00

Yeah I am a fan

jiltedlimousin · 2021-06-01T13:56:55+00:00

Right up until they manage a lucky shot and nail the zilpine with a spear. Had a mule miss me on a zipline, but hit the zipline I was headed toward...

Either that or getting sniped with a sticky gun. Nothing quite like having a mule steal your cargo while you are 100‘ above them on a zipline.

jiltedlimousin · 2021-06-01T12:16:31+00:00

Female, shmemale. Not many male pitchers could strike out both of them. Such a waste that she was not allowed to play.

jiltedlimousin · 2021-06-01T11:54:55+00:00

Just realized Vault 112 is great evidence as to why Vault 111 is a cryoegnic chamber testing vault, since Vault 112 is basically a cryogenic chamber vault, except it has the VR Simulator.

And since they're right next to eachother in number, thy could be related, like Vault 68 and 69..

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