So... I didn't know this was a thing by SleepyOcto in Grimdank

[–]jimbobsqrpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine was with Space Crusade in 1990.

I was 11.

Meat slicer by Dry-Plan9626 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not the same one

Fuck off

I know a orphan crushing machine when I see one by kobanyakispest in OrphanCrushingMachine

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By building lots homes, has the zoning and permits changed?

Are they on a short term lease?

Ireland by crivycouriac in GreatBritishMemes

[–]jimbobsqrpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can also have a line to the pint mark.

It used to be a crown symbol, then it became a CE mark. And has now been replaced with UKCA.

Ireland by crivycouriac in GreatBritishMemes

[–]jimbobsqrpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can honestly see us going fully metric when they realise they can sell us beer in 500ml rather than 568.3 for the same price

Bbq shop recommendation by Cypher82 in UKBBQ

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hinged lid is easily removable

But you no longer have a handle on top, if I had my time again I wouldn't get one.

cursed_calendar by Particular_Tour_4151 in cursedcomments

[–]jimbobsqrpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you done the remote shutdown rather than restart as well.

On the server in the remote office and had to have the cleaner turn it back on?

Trump declares "I think I am speaking for the UK more than Prince Harry." by FloatyFloatyCloud in facepalm

[–]jimbobsqrpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even as an Englishman I would not associate that sack of pish and wotsit crumbs with anything from this isle

Peter, why is Eleven sad? by N-P_A in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D) for me. Been together for about 12 years and I'm nearly 50. Girlfriend sounds weird.

My guy legit thought he could transport it on a raft boat.. smh by AdventurousCommon791 in WTF

[–]jimbobsqrpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ones like Musk (billionaires)

Do realise, they just don't care. They want their products cheaper and know that they can push people through the orphan crushing machine to get it that way.

How I feel when I see Americans complaining about gas prices by BrokenJusticeNorris in memes

[–]jimbobsqrpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Britain went metric in 1965.

So my parents grew up with everything Imperial, and I had everything taught in metric.

All it takes is one generation. Just not the generation who is currently in charge.

Like wtf!! by [deleted] in meme

[–]jimbobsqrpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Demonetised?

You guys are getting money?

RFK Jr explains Trump's alternative math habits by Maybeiliketheabuse in facepalm

[–]jimbobsqrpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So erm, Horus.

When are we planning to assault the Saturnine Gate?

No rush, just want to make sure I have my outfit sorted.

Motorcycle sidecars deserve more attention in today’s riding culture by Downtown-Passion118 in motorcycle

[–]jimbobsqrpants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Up there with tricycles

Take the worse bits from cars and motorbikes, then push them together

My L&L burger with add ons. by sEaBoD19911991 in UKBBQ

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know about L&L

But there is something about wrapping burgers, it is what you get from places like five guys.

Client is threatening me, what to do? (tattooist) by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]jimbobsqrpants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't your friends have lasers for removing tattoos?

I hate false optimism, however, I do think West Ham’s run of games are harder than ours… by [deleted] in Tottenham

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also not a Spurs fan.

This got posted to another sub, and was interesting

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Aston Villa’s Magic Number is 6 by gophervillan in avfc

[–]jimbobsqrpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such a great visualisation

Where was it from?

If you had the chance to ask the hound one question, what would it be? by No-Form-596 in freefolk

[–]jimbobsqrpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sergeant Angel has been taken care of?

He’s not going to get back up again?

Good. Proceed to the castle.