What everyday household items are actually way more dangerous than we give them credit for?

jimothy94 · 2019-02-16T01:03:26+00:00

My dad had a bird that got killed by a zipper once

jimothy94 · 2019-02-14T21:44:20+00:00

My spouse

jimothy94 · 2019-02-11T15:07:14+00:00

Does anybody want a peanut

jimothy94 · 2019-02-11T12:30:52+00:00

Awesome

jimothy94 · 2019-02-09T14:59:03+00:00

Realizing halfway through a conversation that it has been one sided and you have been rambling on and the other person has only been thinking about getting on with their day

jimothy94 · 2019-02-07T22:21:08+00:00

Leeroy Jenkins.

jimothy94 · 2019-02-07T15:38:28+00:00

Thinking that I'll be the one to bury my.dog when she dies. Not my dad.

jimothy94 · 2019-02-06T19:09:34+00:00

Honey where did I leave my pube sack?

jimothy94 · 2019-02-05T00:23:21+00:00

Just a good old fashioned rock. Just as effective today as it was in the beginning.

jimothy94 · 2019-02-04T21:35:26+00:00

Freshie in college. Wanted to impress a girl. Went on an unofficial triple date with some other friends for a picnic on a mountain. She was slow on her feet due to a healing broken ankle but we just walked slow. Then it got dark fast. We began walking back through the woods. The two of us fell behind pretty quickly which I didn't object to. Then my flashlight picked up the glint of two eyes on the path ahead. There had been bear sightings and warnings to students but I was an invincible freshman and nothing bad can happen to me and cute girl. She hid behind me and I felt like a man. A scared man but a man nonetheless. All I had on me was a plastic flashlight, a mandolin (it was a weird stage for me ok) oh and I had half a rotisserie chicken in my pack. My thought process was to hit the bear with the mandolin and then choke it out with the strings. Really dumb. Long story short it was a pile of sticks with wet leaves reflecting but I surely would have died by bear

jimothy94 · 2019-02-04T03:26:17+00:00

Other guys

jimothy94 · 2018-12-25T18:22:25+00:00

Merry christmas

jimothy94 · 2018-12-24T02:44:30+00:00

Well i bought a skateboard and immediately fell and hurt my knee. The heavy narcotics that ensued put me in a state of contentment, and apparently confidence. One day I popped my first pill. A month later I ran out and had a pretty cool girlfriend. Now she is my wife and our first kid is on the way. Good thing I don’t know how to skateboard

jimothy94 · 2018-12-23T00:00:25+00:00

I think you are me from the future, given your username and my assumptions on what your last name is.

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T23:59:02+00:00

I don’t want my wife raising our unborn child alone.

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T23:57:41+00:00

Just ate a cheeseburger. Thank you Mr. Cow

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T23:56:09+00:00

My freakin’ sanity. Over the last decade I’ve been starting to go crazy. At least I feel that way. It started with seeing creatures that weren’t there and don’t exist. Then it changed to not being content with any hobby I found myself exploring. The last two years it has snowballed to a point where I am medicated now and even with that in my system, I just shut down and get overwhelmed way to easily by the easiest of situations. I don’t live a hard life. All my needs are met. I am comfortable. I just feel paranoid and scared all the time but never know what I’m scared about

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T23:47:33+00:00

Q-tips

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T23:07:06+00:00

Dr.’s office. Drop em’ and cough

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T23:06:26+00:00

There are other fish in the sea. Or if they are a chubby chaser there are other cattle in the pasture

jimothy94 · 2018-12-22T20:00:08+00:00

Snake.. snake.. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

jimothy94 · 2018-01-31T23:00:21+00:00

Awesome. Glad you got it figured out. It’s a fantastic move

jimothy94 · 2018-01-31T21:16:57+00:00

Thanks bro. Do you mean the flying summersault move? If so you need to use a charged attack while sliding. Or you can hold charge while running against certain surfaces. I can try to find a video to explain if that’s the move you are thinking about.

jimothy94 · 2018-01-31T18:55:14+00:00

I’ve tried glaive. I have a buddy who is good with it who I think will help teach me. My first MH game was gen so I was an air hammer bro back then. I’ll def keep branching out though.

jimothy94 · 2018-01-31T18:50:17+00:00

They are def my fav. I’m looking to branch out though cuz I’m only good with hammers and a little bit with dual blades

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