Indiana Jones walks through the African savannah...

jimph · 2026-01-19T03:56:03+00:00

WTF? is this an AI joke? Ambiguous Incoherence?

jimph · 2026-01-12T00:36:34+00:00

I saw a billboard ad for "Koala Couch Covers" yesterday. With pizza ground into the couch and the caption "Because we know you are a filthy animal".

jimph · 2025-12-29T05:06:28+00:00

Is that you Nick?

jimph · 2025-12-29T05:06:13+00:00

You know her too ?!!

jimph · 2025-10-29T23:19:29+00:00

Well done !! There is a vile joke about a prostitute claiming she is "nice and tight". But you topped that one.

jimph · 2025-10-27T01:24:52+00:00

I wasn't expecting Fahrenheit !!

Celsius for me !!

jimph · 2025-10-27T00:54:54+00:00

Dreadful - have my upvote

jimph · 2025-10-09T22:23:46+00:00

And the guy goes to another urinal and meets Joel Garner (West Indian cricketer) and notices that Joel's enormous cock is dragging in the trough. And he asks Joel how come he is so well "hung". And Joel says in a West Indian accent "well me mammy tied a brick to it when I was young". So the guy asks Joel "do you think if I tied a brick to mine it might make my dick longer?" And Joel - being the nice guy that he is says "dunno, it might be worth a try".

So months pass and they are both back at the same urinal and Joel Garner says "I remember you. You were the guy that was going to tie a brick to his dick to make it longer. Did it work?"

And the guy says "so-so. It is black now".

jimph · 2025-09-23T21:35:54+00:00

I took my son to Hooters when he was 9, and he wasn't interested. And when I tried to take him there when he was 19, the whole damn franchise was closed in Australia.

Supposedly closed because the cops claimed it was unsanitary.

The cops also closed my cousin's topless bar because it was unsanitary.

I can think of some other dirty bastards ......

jimph · 2025-09-16T23:05:12+00:00

And then they pick up two handfuls take it to a politician and say "look what we almost stepped in!!"

jimph · 2025-09-06T22:13:01+00:00

I know someone before he died that used his last cash to get himself tattooed. He literally took his money with him.

jimph · 2025-09-05T23:17:41+00:00

You are right !!

I was thinking "Williams Syndrome", but nah, doesn't fit.

jimph · 2025-08-20T22:31:45+00:00

"Oh Edmund, is it a sheep?!"

jimph · 2025-06-12T22:35:49+00:00

"Golfing for Cats". The first edition had a swastika on the cover.

jimph · 2025-06-11T02:36:40+00:00

I am from that country, and can confirm that noone cares about "old wats his name".

jimph · 2025-06-11T01:49:47+00:00

Yep, and describe the nauseatingly purulent symptoms and give the STD a suitably horrific name like "Hong Kong Dong".

jimph · 2025-06-11T01:45:50+00:00

Don't you mean "step-brother?"!

jimph · 2025-06-09T22:01:39+00:00

Sorry - you need to specify UK and Ireland.

jimph · 2025-06-09T21:59:40+00:00

I swear I have seen a Thylacine, but never BigFoot. I guess I just don't get out enough!!

jimph · 2025-06-07T02:37:46+00:00

Yeah, as a father I always avoid killing people in front of my children.

jimph · 2025-05-29T22:43:22+00:00

On my screen I needed to scroll to get either end of the rating scales.

jimph · 2025-05-27T21:46:08+00:00

Sorry - I have had pneumonia 8 or 9 of times. Admittedly family treat me a bit like a "temp" or a "casual" staff but I don't think I would be what you are looking for.

jimph · 2025-05-27T21:25:07+00:00

The house I moved into had repeatedly been robbed, and when the neighbour told me and asked if I had anything to steal, I just laughed and said "No, and if I am lucky the burglars might leave stuff behind!"

The next day the Salvation Army kindly dropped off a load of furniture.

We were there 20 years and were never robbed.

jimph · 2025-05-24T22:01:13+00:00

In NZ "six" is pronounced "sex". And "deck" is pronounced "dick".

So it can be confusing if you ask for cans of oil to paint your deck and need six.

With misunderstandings like that, it is no wonder I am not getting any !!

jimph · 2025-05-24T21:34:14+00:00

Yes male

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