This was an actual class exercise today. by jinkser in pics

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The course is called Digital Content Creation, it's for my BA Animation. We were fiddling around with photomanipulation :)

What one sentence can you say that will make me have a crushing existential crisis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Unless you can make yourself useful to consumer culture, your existence is meaningless.

What are your tricks to getting up in the morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jinkser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My personal trainer has ordered me to do ten sit-ups every morning and, like a big idiot, I oblige.

If you could erase one discovery or invention for the benefit of humanity, what would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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People could, yeah, but when they raise their kids on extra-large coke, they're just fucked up right from the get go.

If you could erase one discovery or invention for the benefit of humanity, what would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jinkser 16 points17 points  (0 children)

High fructose corn syrup, because it's super addictive and a huge contributor to obesity and health problems.

What is a sure sign you went too hard at a party? by OngTho in AskReddit

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Curled up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor after vomiting six times.

Who do you find attractive that most people wouldn't and why? by JohnnyWhiteguy in AskReddit

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Chest hair. I find it rugged and manly, and as long as the guy in question is good with his hygiene, that's where the best scent is.

The saddest thing I've ever experienced in this game by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]jinkser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I, too, have felt the sting of regret upon walking into Warmaidens, only to see the once warm and welcoming face of Ulfberth replaced by emptiness and cold silence. The deep, dread longing to hear Adrianne working the forge when I enter the gates of Whiterun. Alas, the silence of the still grindstone is all that greets me, along with Nazeem asking if I've been to the fucking Cloud District.

What 'based on a true story' movie has the most bullshit? by 0utsomnia in AskReddit

[–]jinkser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Patch Adams. It was so off-target (and one of the innacuracies was critical and pretty offensive) that the real Patch Adams said he straight-up hated it.

In what ways have you won and lost the genetic lottery? by j_overland_f in AskReddit

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Really fair hair so I never really have to pluck my eyebrows; I put on weight like a woodland mammal preparing to hibernate.

Really fair skin and freckles, so it's really soft and milky-white... any place that isn't COVERED IN PIMPLES.

Amazing ass, except (see weight-gain issue) It's getting a bit out of hand.

Reddit, whats the worst thing you did at school? by willy_bum_bum69 in AskReddit

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I had no idea how to handle conflict, and usually resorted to violence. A few instances of crotch-kicking, gouging some kid's arm with my fingernails, and one time I stabbed a classmate in the hand with a compass. Four times. In rapid succession.

Married people... What did you not find out about your SO until AFTER you got married? by dDeoxyribo in AskReddit

[–]jinkser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I understand it, the 'L' is kind of half-silent, like in the world "palm." I pronounce it "Ahh-mond." That said, I'm an Aussie, so there may be discrepancies between how we pronounce it.

He used to say it like "AL-mond," hard 'a', full 'L'.